Favorite bumper stickers?

[Midnight Rambler]

Losing is Nature's way of saying you suck!

 

[MrChicken]

"Illiterate? Write for free help"

and since we are in the political season....

"Vote Democrat! It's safer than working."

The thing about that one is that it works for either party.

Also,

"If you can read this, BACK OFF!"

 

[Poolman]

My karma ran over your dogma
Poolmen do it wet
My other car is a piece of sh!t too.