Fattie or Smoker

[MotionMan]

Fattie. No contest.

I cannot stand smokers. I don't care how hot they are, smoking is an absolute deal breaker.

I dated "fatties" before meeting my wife. Fatties generally want to please in bed to make up for being fat (and smokers consider your dislike of smoking to be your problem, not theirs. Selfish in life, selfish in bed.).

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Well this thread proves again how many people here have no connection with reality or women.
Smokers always smell of smoke. It's in their clothes, hair, everything they own. It's disgusting.

My first year of college, i got screwed on my dorm selection and ended up living with a smoker. Not only did he smell of smoke, everything we both owned smelled of smoke, including all my clothes, books and my then brand new Mac SE colbert.

BTW, he never even smoked in our room!

As far as classifying a weight, it really all depends on how a chick looks as a whole. I'll take an overweight chick with a cute face over a skinny chick with an ugly face.

This. The girls that I dated that people here would consider fatties all had very, very pretty faces.

MotionMan

 

[gorcorps]

I side with smoker but barely. I don't care for smoking and never have, so it's always been a sore spot for me. Can't really judge fatties too much as I myself am quite big, but it's still no bueno.

 

[MotionMan]

Wow good call!

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_worlds_tallest_woman.htm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp

MotionMan

 

[clamum]

Definitely a smoker. I've dated a smoker before (not sure how much she smoked, prob a pack a day or so) and it didn't bother me at all. Plus I'm a smoker now (I wasn't at the time when I dated her) anyway.

 

[Bateluer]

My first year of college, i got screwed on my dorm selection and ended up living with a smoker. Not only did he smell of smoke, everything we both owned smelled of smoke, including all my clothes, books and my then brand new Mac SE colbert.

BTW, he never even smoked in our room!

This. Smokers always have a stench around them and anything they come into contact with, their clothing, furniture, the walls of their homes, etc. If you live there too, you're getting that crud on your stuff and in your body too.

 

[Joseph F]

I'd definitely take the smoker... that way I could bum cigs off of her all the time. :sneaky:
And what's all this talk of us smelling all the time? I don't smoke inside, and if I wash my hands with dish soap and pop a breath mint, you wouldn't know that I ever did.

 

[edro]

Definitely a smoker. I've dated a smoker before (not sure how much she smoked, prob a pack a day or so) and it didn't bother me at all. Plus I'm a smoker now (I wasn't at the time when I dated her) anyway.

How old were you when you dated her?
People become smokers now a days?

 

[mmntech]

This. Smokers always have a stench around them and anything they come into contact with, their clothing, furniture, the walls of their homes, etc. If you live there too, you're getting that crud on your stuff and in your body too.

When we get rental cars returned at work, you can always tell when a smoker has been in one. They worst is when they smoke in it, which is prohibited but the counter girls always forget to check. That smell won't fabreeze out either. The only thing that takes it out is ozone. We had an ozone generator but the company only bought one (they're $500) for the entire territory and we never have access to it.

So I'd go with fattie, within reason. Cheap date. Just buy a Big Mac and a pack of Twizzlers and she's butter. Literally and figuratively. Plus I hear it's like banging a waterbed.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

I wish my wife would stop smoking but I also have an overwhelming urge to set her on fire again.

 

[qliveur]

Slap her thigh and ride the wave.

 

[Bee4945]

i want to know why guy allowed to be a smoker and girl not ???

 

[randomrogue]

I'd definitely take the smoker... that way I could bum cigs off of her all the time. :sneaky:
And what's all this talk of us smelling all the time? I don't smoke inside, and if I wash my hands with dish soap and pop a breath mint, you wouldn't know that I ever did.

lol that's what you think.

 

[QueBert]

Ashley Graham's a size 18 and hot as hell. I've never seen her mention how much she weighs, but a size 18 chick would have to be close to 225, so she's fat by ATOT standards.
There are plenty of females who are over 200lbs who don't look obese. Too bad for Ashley she's a fattie in ATOT's eyes and wouldn't have a chance in hell with the studs on here.

 

[DominionSeraph]

Ashley Graham's a size 18 and hot as hell. I've never seen her mention how much she weighs, but a size 18 chick would have to be close to 225, so she's fat by ATOT standards.
There are plenty of females who are over 200lbs who don't look obese. Too bad for Ashley she's a fattie in ATOT's eyes and wouldn't have a chance in hell with the studs on here.

Ashley Graham is 5 inches taller than the average American woman and looks to have a muscular foundation. And even so, at 5'9", this may not even meet OP's 200lb mark.

Also, airbrushing.

By BMI, 200lbs at the average 5'4" would equate to 230lbs at 5'9".

 

[Macamus Prime]

Nish nish on the fat chick. I'd rather deal with a smoker.

 

[darkxshade]

Which one is harder, getting a fattie to lose weight or a smoker to quit smoking? hmm

 

[Stuxnet]

Fattie to a point, and then abstinence. I would never, EVER date a smoker. I walked on a smokin' hot chick (no pun intended) in college the moment she lit up when we were out clubbing. It repulses me. My parents smoked nonstop when I was a kid, and I couldn't wait to leave home as a result. When I did, I swore I would never subject myself to that shit again.

As for "fatties," I would probably lean toward abstinence at the point of obesity. A little extra meat actually doesn't bother me at all ("voluptuous" is a monster turn on for me), but if they can't perform basic functions because of their weight, I'll masterbate instead.

 

[Macamus Prime]

I am surprised this many people picked fatso over smoker.

Granted, smoking is nasty (I do smoke a cigar from time to time). But, its not like the smoker is smoking the cigarettes with her vagina.

Where as a fat chick does have a fat vagina - covered by a few folds of fat at that.

Sorry, a sweaty, pasty, blubbery mess just kills any desire to have sex or even spend time with her.

Fat chicks make me sick.

 

[randomrogue]

Once again you gotta differentiate between fat and obese. Nobody is saying you have to bring a harpoon to bed.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Once again you gotta differentiate between fat and obese. Nobody is saying you have to bring a harpoon to bed.

Personally, there is no differentiation between fat and obese; I consider both to be ugly.

Pot bellys, love handles, cottage cheese thighs, 5 pounds of baloney stuffed into a 3 pound bag, muffin tops, chins, floppy under arms, portlyness, husky, plump, earthly, flapjack tits, pig, fat troll, heavy, big, pudgy - I don't care for ANY of it.

Now, voluptuous is a mixed bag. Only because some fat pig slobs have hijacked this word and try to use it to describe themselves. But, they are nothing more than fat pig slobs.

Voluptuous is Sophia Vergara. Her figure is visibly pronounced because she is naturally big in certain areas (breasts, curves, ass, etc).

Voluptuous does not apply when your breasts, curves and ass are big, because you eat like a fucking pig. If they lose weight, and they are still big in said areas, then I'll give them voluptuous. Until then, they are nothing more than disgusting slobs, trying to pass big as beautiful.

 

[MotionMan]

I'd definitely take the smoker... that way I could bum cigs off of her all the time. :sneaky:
And what's all this talk of us smelling all the time? I don't smoke inside, and if I wash my hands with dish soap and pop a breath mint, you wouldn't know that I ever did.

lol that's what you think.

Seriously this.

Joseph F: Clean yourself up the best you can, walk up to a stranger on the street and ask them if they think you smoke. They will say yes 100% of the time.

Just because you cannot smell it does not mean others can't - smokers stink.

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

I am surprised this many people picked fatso over smoker.

Granted, smoking is nasty (I do smoke a cigar from time to time). But, its not like the smoker is smoking the cigarettes with her vagina.

Where as a fat chick does have a fat vagina - covered by a few folds of fat at that.

Sorry, a sweaty, pasty, blubbery mess just kills any desire to have sex or even spend time with her.

Fat chicks make me sick.

1. You are envisioning a seriously obese woman. Not all "fatties" fit your description;
2. You clearly have never been with a "fattie".

MotionMan

 

[Macamus Prime]

2. You clearly have never been with a "fattie".

Sex wise? No more than just fooling around. I honestly could not get it up. Fat is down right disgusting.

Out of curiosity, show me a picture of what you consider to be a "fattie" and is perfectly attractive.

 

[Jeeebus]

I dated a smoker back in college and kissing her was like making out with an ashtray... disgusting.

I was fearful that her mouth was going to give my penis cancer.

Definitely could not date another smoker, but if the only other choice is fattie, I might need to join a few of my ATOT brethren for the circle jerk.