FATASS WARS

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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: Vegitto
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: purbeast0
another "i hate fatasses" thread by medicine bear, yet he still hasn't posted a pic of himself to show he's not a fatass himself.
Well seeing as how I don't have a digital cam, a pc at home, a scanner. Nothing like that then WTF am I supposed to do?

I think my buddy Jeff has a scanner. I'll call him tonight and see if he will scan something in for me.

Buy one, and stop being a fatass, you greasy bastard.

Nah. He can't be a fatass, fatasses don't buy nutrigrain bars.
Sure they do, they just eat them a dozen at a time. I've seen them do it when the machine is out of everything else except them and animal crackers.

 

Medicine Bear

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Just got a company wide(pun intended) email from our CEO about this. They are giving whoever did it until 3pm today to turn themselves in. If whoever did it does not come forward they are going to remove all vending machines from the building and cancel the coffee/tea service we have.

Stupid fatasses!
 

SuperFreaky

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just got a company wide(pun intended) email from our CEO about this. They are giving whoever did it until 3pm today to turn themselves in. If whoever did it does not come forward they are going to remove all vending machines from the building and cancel the coffee/tea service we have.

Stupid fatasses!

Did they follow thur?
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just got a company wide(pun intended) email from our CEO about this. They are giving whoever did it until 3pm today to turn themselves in. If whoever did it does not come forward they are going to remove all vending machines from the building and cancel the coffee/tea service we have.

Stupid fatasses!

Well, I guess you'll have to start bringing your own Nutrigrain bars--but guard them well. I doubt anyone will step forward.
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just got a company wide(pun intended) email from our CEO about this. They are giving whoever did it until 3pm today to turn themselves in. If whoever did it does not come forward they are going to remove all vending machines from the building and cancel the coffee/tea service we have.

Stupid fatasses!

Well, I guess you'll have to start bringing your own Nutrigrain bars--but guard them well. I doubt anyone will step forward.
Deadline has come and gone. Haven't heard one way or the other. I'm guessing you are right though.

No big deal. I normally keep some form of granola or yogurt bars in my desk. Just haven't restocked lately.


 

mflacy

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Who the heck will admit to doing that? Losing a vending machine is preferable to losing your job.
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: mflacy
Who the heck will admit to doing that? Losing a vending machine is preferable to losing your job.
Maybe, maybe not. A lot of these fatasses work jobs where they only get a 30 minute lunch and 2 15 minute breaks. For those folks going to lunch outside the building is nearly impossible due to our location. They also rape the coffee/tea service on a regular basis and will be losing that as well. I'm guessing since I haven't heard any news. So anyway. For the majority of the employees this is a big deal since the vending machines were their only source of drinks, snacks, and frozen foods. Not many of them have an office and are in cubes that are not much larger than a bathroom stall. No place to put a fridge or keep food tucked away. There is a kitchen area on every floor, but it only contains the coffee/tea, a microwave, sink, and the vending machines.

 

eakers

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thats terrible... but maybe it was someone having revenge on the fatasses?!

/goes to search for the other 4 episodes.
 

Medicine Bear

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Still no news this morning. Busted up vending machine is gone but the frozen food(for lack of a better term) machine and the Pepsi & Coke machines are still here.
 

Medicine Bear

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Pepsi machine is rolling out the door as I post this. Frozen foods machine was emptied earlier but is still here.

Cry fatasses cry!!!!
 

Medicine Bear

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Rest of the machines were gone this morning. I'm wondering how long it will be until the first fatty goes crazy from lack of Zingers.
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: oboeguy
Quite a mature response there by the CEO. :roll:
I think what he did was dead on. If people are going to act like children then need to be treated as such.

 

Sheepathon

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Pepsi machine is rolling out the door as I post this. Frozen foods machine was emptied earlier but is still here.

Cry fatasses cry!!!!

:laugh: