FATALITY: Darwin WINS!

[glugglug]

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0100...ears-after-forest-death-name_page.html

 

[KK]

One down...

 

[BrokenVisage]

Fear not, he's now in the afterlife trying to get it on with MILF Nature..

 

[Queasy]

If a hippy falls in the forest....

 

[SunnyD]

It begs the question...

If a schizo chains himself to a tree in the forest...

Obviously the answer was "it doesn't make a sound."

 

[RbSX]

Read the article, he didn't go there to save the tree, he went there to kill himself.

 

[computeerrgghh]

Are we reading the same story? It never mentions anywhere that he was a tree hugging hippie. He was a schizo who committed suicide... If you guys feel happy about that you must be some seriously sick fvcks

 

[BrokenVisage]

In Soviet Russia, tree chains bark to you!

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

:Q

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Are we reading the same story? It never mentions anywhere that he was a tree hugging hippie. He was a schizo who committed suicide... If you guys feel happy about that you must be some seriously sick fvcks

ditto

 

[bleeb]

one last schizo artist.

 

[OulOat]

Magic strikes again!

 

[MrDudeMan]

wtf is wrong with you people? this isnt funny. he had an illness.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I don't think Darwinism covers suicides. He was a disturbed person who killed himself, that's a lot different from dying through stupidity.

 

[Proletariat]

You people are sick, depraved individuals.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
You people are sick, depraved individuals.

Fsck off and die

- M4H

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I don't think Darwinism covers suicides. He was a disturbed person who killed himself, that's a lot different from dying through stupidity.

agreed. a sickness is a sickness. schizophrenia is not really something to joke about.

 

[Bootprint]

What a creepy way to die.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Didn't the OP read the article? He chained himself to the tree to commit suicide, not because he loved it.

 

[Cooler]

So im gessing he died from lack of food and water. That is just painfull.

 

[Lasthitlarry]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
You people are sick, depraved individuals.

That's the understatement of the year

But I feel no emotion from these articles.

Where there is an article of one person dying, there are countless deaths unreported.

 

[hjo3]

Man, even with schizophrenia you'd think he could have found an easier way to kill himself... dying of exposure/starvation/dehydration and being chained to a tree is such a horrible way to go. Why not jump off a tall building, or drown yourself, or run your car in a closed garage?

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Man, even with schizophrenia you'd think he could have found an easier way to kill himself... dying of exposure/starvation/dehydration and being chained to a tree is such a horrible way to go. Why not jump off a tall building, or drown yourself, or run your car in a closed garage?

because schizophrenia works in mysterious ways. some people hear god talking to them, others think george bush is in their back pocket. his schizophrenia obviously had him clinging onto trees. it's one of the reasons why schizophrenia is still a very much studied mental illness.

 

[oogabooga]

i dont get the humor i'm supposed to, seems kinda sad to me.

here's to hoping none of you ever go missing for three years and then found dead. There sincerely must be better ways to go. =\

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

/me could think of much better and more efficient ways to kill myself