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Fat people: Second-class citizens or viable fuel source?

What should we do with fatties?

  • Convert them into fuel

  • Fat people are funny, keep a few of them around and convert the rest into fuel

  • Let them be fat and lazy

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ScottSwing

ScottSwing

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Wouldn't it be great if they found a way to convert fat people into biofuel? Or maybe use them as cattle feed.

To circumvent legal restrictions, we'd have to ship them to a more governmentally lenient country for processing and import their remains for industrial consumption.
Their blubber can be used as lamp oil, their meat can feed starving kids in India, and the trimmings can be used in compost.

See below:

"Look at me! I'm unemployed and smell bad. I desire euthanization."
fat-man.jpg



"What a pretty building! Ow, that bone saw tickles!"
4_Gasaufbereitungsanlagen_B.jpg



"Hooray, all the fat people have been converted into fuel, cosmetics, and low-cost building materials!"
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Discuss.
 
Seriously, who were you before you banned?

I choose #2, with a treadmill + electric generator bike.

Which has always made me wonder why we waste energy on exercise machines when we can MAKE energy instead.
 
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