Fast & Furious: The Computer Overclocking Movie

[StormRider]

Okay, with an opening weekend of 47 million, Fast & Furious made the world aware of a subculture (car racing) that a lot of people (including me) did not know existed.

We should do the same thing with the subculture of overclocking computers. Here's my idea for this new movie.

The movie is about a group of hot looking geeks who gather every weekend for LAN parties. Everybody brings their own "overclocked" rigs to the parties. There are a lot of young hot AnandTech OT type girls who hang out there too. Everybody is trying to outdo each other in overclocking their rigs. They compete to see who gets the highest fps in CounterStrike.

In order to finance their expensive hobbies, some of these geeks resort to a life of crime. They go to malls and shoplift candy bars and comic books and sell them on the streets for profit. The hot AnandTech OT girls give out sexual favors in exchange for faster CPUs and bigger memory sticks.

Whatta ya think guys? Am I on to something here?

 

[thereds]

okay.

 

[HansHurt]

Yea you are really on to something...OT girls giving out sexual favors. Brilliant one Speilberg. Lan Parties, and overclocked rigs...people playing counterstrike WOW!

Hey check out Suzy's rig there she's got an extra 50% out of that CPU....Damn that's REALLY cool.............now what?

 

[thereds]

bwahahahahha

 

[jcuadrado]

brilliant...write up a script and send it to 20th Century Fox

hehehehe

 

[Adul]

I think you shouldn't quit your dy job.

 

[Mutilator]

If Fox won't buy the script I'm sure playboy will

 

[StageLeft]

I think that would bomb. Badly.

 

[abracadabra1]

<< hot AnandTech OT girls give out sexual favors in exchange for faster CPUs and bigger memory sticks >>



i've got a couple memory stick laying around...

 

[FrogDog]

Are you making fun of The Fast and the Furious or do you really think that'd be a good a movie?

 

[MrBond]

I can just see the inevitable marketing tie ins. Think about it. Little monitor, sticks of ram, and heatsinks in all the kids meals at burger king!

Good lord, some of you need to lighten up. It's a JOKE! It's not making fun of F&amp;TF...

 

[FrogDog]

Well, as ridiculous as that would be, just replace all the computer refrences with car related things and you've got F&amp;TF do you not?

 

[Wedesdo]

roofles...

 

[ratkil]

lol

 

[VoodooExtreme]

Make it, and I promise you I'll go watch it

 

[StormRider]

hehe, no I'm not making fun of The Fast &amp; the Furious. I'm just joking around. It's similar to how Mad TV does parodies. They did one call &quot;The Sex Files&quot; which was a parody on &quot;The X-Files&quot;.

 

[Pastore]

Write a script, I am fvckin serious...

Of course he is making fun of The Fast and the Furious... Are you peole that dense?

 

[Imported]

I'd win.. Counter-Strike only goes up to 100 fps and I get it..

 

[Pastore]

sorry illkid, my 1.0 tbird hits 1.34... and my geforce 2 ultra is purring along nicely

 

[Geekbabe]

&quot;The hot AnandTech OT girls give out sexual favors in exchange for faster CPUs and bigger memory sticks.&quot;


LOL, is this supposed to be a movie or a &quot;fantasy&quot; story

 

[GasX]

<< Are you making fun of The Fast and the Furious or do you really think that'd be a good a movie? >>


*sigh* are you really that dense? Seriously,are you really that dense?

 

[Imported]

Still.. 100fps is a 100fps. :\

 

[Pastore]

in CS, yes... but show me some 3D mark and lets see whos got the NOS and who deosnt

 

[bigd480]

<< in CS, yes... but show me some 3D mark and lets see whos got the NOS and who deosnt >>

man 3DMark is a fun-ass game... i could play it all day

you gave me an idea though... i'm gonna start selling mini-nos kits for your heatsink when the action in UT is just too intense... i figure a 100-mhz shot would be good to keep the fps up...

 

[Demon-Xanth]

...so 200 people in the world would watch it, 203 would ask for thier money back (3 people sneaked in and were that dissappointed)