fascinated w/ casino, gambling lately

adelphi

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watched american casino eps1-3, the casino (fox), and las vegas (nbc) eps on computer

now itching :) to go to atlantic city for a few days end of the month

hopefully exert a lil more self control this time (lost 600$ back in jan burrrrrrrrrrrr)
 

JEDI

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Sep 25, 2001
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damn...i missed casino on fox? i thoguht it comes on later in summer?
 

HappyPuppy

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Almost everybody loses when they go to casinos. Unless you have discretionary income that means nothing to you I advise against going.

On the other hand, if you enjoy bending over and being anally raped without lubricant, then you should enjoy yourself immensely. :thumbsup:
 

Chu

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Jan 2, 2001
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I'm an evil bonus stealer from online casinos :evil: Takes a bit of work though since you have to play in a way you don't end up on the blacklists . . .
 

shazbot

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how do you steal the online bonuses? they make you play like 15x the bonus, and you can't play roullete or anything.
 
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Almost everybody loses when they go to casinos. Unless you have discretionary income that means nothing to you I advise against going.

On the other hand, if you enjoy bending over and being anally raped without lubricant, then you should enjoy yourself immensely. :thumbsup:

Hold 'Em is pretty easy on the non-consensual penetration - as long as you're not totally moronic, you just take from the other players, give the house the 10% rake and walk away after you're up.

- M4H
 

Gnurb

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Originally posted by: shazbot
how do you steal the online bonuses? they make you play like 15x the bonus, and you can't play roullete or anything.
I made over 1000 playing thousands and thousands of hands of $2 blackjack with the bonuses, but haven't done it in a couple years. I was blacklisted from alot of them. God I loved fatbonus.com.
 

Chu

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Originally posted by: shazbot
how do you steal the online bonuses? they make you play like 15x the bonus, and you can't play roullete or anything.

Blackjack played perfectly is 97.5% payout. Having to wager 15x Total amount with a 20-30% bonus still puts you up. I then cash out everything except for the bonus, and for the next 2 weeks just play $100 or so a day of bonus money. PM me if you want more details ;)