farted in office

[Gunslinger08]

Have you ever noticed that office type people have horrible aim in the bathroom?

I'm a 19 year old kid working at an IT firm... and my aim destroys what most of the guys have around here. I go in the bathroom and you'd think a spastic 3 year old being potty trained was in there.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Have you ever noticed that office type people have horrible aim in the bathroom?

I'm a 19 year old kid working at an IT firm... and my aim destroys what most of the guys have around here. I go in the bathroom and you'd think a spastic 3 year old being potty trained was in there.

That's because most are fat from eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew and coffee and playing video games their whole lives (yes, I'm quite generalizing here ) and can't see what the hell is going on below the waist.

 

[Nitemare]

I usually go visit a neighbor and let it off there. Ideally they will be out of their office when I do it.

 

[Nocturnal]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: jemcam
Hey, I made an almost identical post a couple of months back, pleading with God to not let anyone come in my office because I had drank a lot of Busch with my neighbor the night before. It smelled like rotten eggs. It was so bad, it was about to make ME gag, but I was also laughing my ass off.

On a different note, I just took off my shoes and socks and my office reeks of feet.

My VP's secretary just stopped by to tell me something, and I know she smelled it.

LMFAO!

By the way, the post I made was locked almost immediately, WTF is up with that?

 

[amdskip]

Way too much info but funny none the less.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I usually go visit a neighbor and let it off there. Ideally they will be out of their office when I do it.

My wife did this to a guy at a place she used to work at. This was back when we were still just dating and this guy had hit on her a few times before the boss told him to knock it off. She got even with him by letting a NASTY fart off in his office when he wasn't there. Supposedly it hung around for a while and disgusted everyone who walked in.

 

[Spooner]

hahahah... that's great

be even greater if the boss was just being polite, and is now spreading office rumors about how nasty you are

 

[Quixfire]

We need a bunny with a fart on it's head.

 

[Zedtom]

When you sneeze in public usually someone says, "Bless you". Why can't we extend the same courtesy to someone who farts in public?

When you're with a group of people and somebody cuts one, everyone goes silent and acts nervous. Well, if somebody would say, "Bless you", than the tension would be relieved, and it wouldn't be such a big deal.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
whisky

tango

foxtrot!

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Have you ever noticed that office type people have horrible aim in the bathroom?

I'm a 19 year old kid working at an IT firm... and my aim destroys what most of the guys have around here. I go in the bathroom and you'd think a spastic 3 year old being potty trained was in there.

That's because most are fat from eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew and coffee and playing video games their whole lives (yes, I'm quite generalizing here ) and can't see what the hell is going on below the waist.

that actually makes a lot of sense. I noticed the guys at my place have the worst aim in the world as well.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ahhaha..one time i was helping boss w/ his computer problem...and i accidently let one go...and we continued our convo trying to forget about it..but i can tell something was wrong cuz of his expression..and it reaked as well..and he was only within conversation distance........damn that was embarrassing

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Zedtom
When you sneeze in public usually someone says, "Bless you". Why can't we extend the same courtesy to someone who farts in public?

When you're with a group of people and somebody cuts one, everyone goes silent and acts nervous. Well, if somebody would say, "Bless you", than the tension would be relieved, and it wouldn't be such a big deal.

ROFLMAOLOL!!! for some reason, that's freakin hilarious...ahh the imagery....ahhaha

 

[TheBullGod]

When I fart in public I usually say something dumb like, Damn man, I just sh*t myself, or I'm gonna have to changes my draws after that one.

 

[FracturedSoul]

I also try to let them rip in closed door mandatory meetings, especially in a small office. Gives a new flavor to the discussion.

 

[bleeb]

Same sort of thing happened to me...except I have my own office and I RIPPED it hard in there and STUNK... then my co-worker comes in and starts yappin away...

 

[brunswickite]

i once farted in a cramped elevator, it stunk so bad, but everyone was quiet and looking at each other in suspicion

almost died laughing after i came out of there

 

[bubbasmith99]

i cant help but lmao at the title and the thread...

 

[FracturedSoul]

The word fart makes me giggle like a lil schoolgirl.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Next time have him light a match or something, just to liven up your story a bit.

 

[Tab]

DUDE! That would be awesome! You could get a couple of people together and purposely goto crowed places and break the wind I like the elevator story

 

[Mallow]

what grade are we in?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Mallow
what grade are we in?

I'm in 1st grade, mommy.