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farted in office

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captains

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i farted in my office cubicle and it reaks........as soon as i got done ripping it my boss walks over to talk to me, then i was turning all red cuz i was trying to hold all my laughing in.....weird part is he didnt back away or anything, stood like a foot away from my chair telling me about a movie he wants to see.....i think he liked it...will eat some spicy food and have a couple of drinks tonight to prepare for tomorrows test...........will he stay again or move away 😀:evil:


How can we tell the difference between
bad wind passed from your rectum,your mouth
or your keyboard?

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The trick is, when you feel it coming on, get up and move to a different part of the office. Let it off gently and no one will ever know.
 
Originally posted by: djheater
The trick is, when you feel it coming on, get up and move to a different part of the office. Let it off gently and no one will ever know.
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Yeah, but that doesn't help if you rip an underwear-scorching eardrum-imploding butt trumpet of a fart. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: djheater
The trick is, when you feel it coming on, get up and move to a different part of the office. Let it off gently and no one will ever know.
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Yeah, but that doesn't help if you rip an underwear-scorching eardrum-imploding butt trumpet of a fart. 😀
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ROTFLMFAO!
 
thats the biggest problem with cubicles...I used to hate pooping outside of my own apartment till I started working in an office.
 
Originally posted by: captains
boss just walked by again.......cant stop laughing about it
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is it really that funny?
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Originally posted by: CPA
This is the real reason I enjoy my office. If I rip one, I can just close my door.
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I can go one better than that. Thanks to the managed airflow in the labs here at the CDC (designed to keep airborn pathogens from going where they're not supposed to) I just have to stand near the room that's the low-pressure exhaust point for my labs and no one is the wiser to anything I may have emitted.

The miracle of modern science. 😀

 
When the weather outside was cloudy and damp...

I farted in a designated smoking box during work. Co-employees come walking out to the box and stated: "Smells like rain" . Like if they were predicting rain.
 
Originally posted by: Shiva112
thats the biggest problem with cubicles...I used to hate pooping outside of my own apartment till I started working in an office.
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that, and eating in a restaurant by myself.
 
Hey, I made an almost identical post a couple of months back, pleading with God to not let anyone come in my office because I had drank a lot of Busch with my neighbor the night before. It smelled like rotten eggs. It was so bad, it was about to make ME gag, but I was also laughing my ass off.

On a different note, I just took off my shoes and socks and my office reeks of feet.

My VP's secretary just stopped by to tell me something, and I know she smelled it.

LMFAO!
 
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