Fart Proof Underpants....

Idiot56209

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The site looks like a joke like manbeef or something......

....but it's not. It's real! Someone was talking about how when a woman gets a C section that she is often in less control of her flatuance, and thus ordered these under pants. She was disappointed that the Woman's underwear was only available in "granny pants" style.

She had told us that the inventor's wife had let one rip in a public place and the guy was so embarassed that he immediately went to the office to invent "Under-Ease".



<< Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and are made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs.

A triangular &quot;exit hole&quot; for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This &quot;exit hole&quot; is covered with a &quot;pocket&quot; made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the &quot;exit hole&quot;. This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the &quot;pocket&quot;.

Inside the &quot;pocket&quot; is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. This multi-layered filter is made in a sandwich-style, and begins with the two outer layers of wool felt. The second two layers are made of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon.

The filter is then covered with soft ordinary material to allow for easy replacement in or out of the pocket. The underwear are washable and will last approximately a year depending on the frequency of use and laundering. Each filter will last from several weeks to several months depending on the frequency of use and laundering.
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frizzlefry

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Man why the hell would you want all that gas to escape? If you can keep it airtight then keep it as a surprise for your SO when you get home (hehehe you know the death trap trick right?)

:Q:disgust:
 

Idiot56209

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fizzlefry: I was looking on the site for the canister attachment that allows you to store that gas.

Who needs a whoopie cushion?
 

gumbysucks

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I,ve used resporators for spraying automotive paints, and the charcoal filters last about 8 hrs.
No way this can really work what about the sound and sweat from plastic undrerwear? Just buy a butt plug, or as I tell my wife I'm gonna make her one that whistles when she farts.
 

Alienwho

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<< &quot;granny pants&quot; >>


Oh sh!t did you have to say granny pants? Now I feel like i'm gonna puke.
 

SuperSix

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Why would someone want to retain the fragrance??!?!

Let it out, share the ass gas.. :)
 

dreamseason

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I didn't know girls farted.:D

The drummer for No Doubt had a t-shirt that said &quot;Girls don't Poop&quot;... I thought it was pretty cool
 

Killbat

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Well it's real enough to warrant a real 1-888 number. I don't think anyone putting up a joke website would go that far.
 

Phunktion

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OMFG this is for real :Q They have a secure shopping system and a working number.. I'd never believe it because it's so hilarious..
 

Idiot56209

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<< You heard that on Bob &amp; Tom this morning didnt you? >>



Actually, no... I didn't. But it's funny that you mention that because someone else said it was being discussed on ANOTHER website.

I think there must have been some sotry that came across on AP about &quot;how some guy made fart proof panties&quot; and only the radio DJs (and me) deemed it newsworthy. ;)
 

bigcfromcinci

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LMFAO!!
Bob &amp; Tom are cool :D:D



<< << You heard that on Bob &amp; Tom this morning didnt you? >> >>



No,
Girls don't fart,they go pffff ;)
 

purplehayes

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The maker already has competition from the &quot;Toottrapper&quot;, too. Could this be the next &quot;wonder bra&quot;?

PH
:D
 

gittyup

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On one Thanksgiving night, as my husband and I were laying in bed after a wonderful dinner, the foul smell became unbearable for both of us. My husband ruminated, thinking,&quot;I can't divorce my wife over this, but I have to do something.&quot; At that moment, he began to develop the idea of a pair of air-tight underwear with a filter that would eliminate the foul smell.

Hahahah. :D
 

rc5

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Well, this is possible. But you have little hope to eliminate the sound produced unless you stick something into the ass.
We feel ashame when farting in public, mostly due to the sound, not the odor. :)
 

Idiot56209

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<< ....mostly due to the sound, not the odor. >>



You don't have to stand in a room with me all day. ;)
 

CinderElmo

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I think this is a great idea. Nothing worse than standing in line at the local fast food joint and some withering, eye-tearing, skin-scorching odor wafts over the register line. Really inspires you to eat up.

Society needs to control this horrific and traumatic problem.

Granny-pants for all!!!