Fart Food

[Slickone]

Imagine the next day after drinking protein shakes and beer the night before.

Want gas? Try Glocosamine several times a day. That along with trail mix and peanut butter...

Kashi Go Lean has given me cramps/sh!ts a couple times. As mentioned above, your body does eventaully get to where it can handle it.

eat that cereal more often, and lay off the foods that are fermented or contain sulfur for awhile.

Like what?

A few hours after I eat Burger King, things get REALLY rough! It lasts for almost 24 hours. It gets so bad, my cat will even get up and move away from me

Haha! That's hilarious.

 

[Shelly21]

Try some Kimchee, you'll stink up the whole room.

 

[Geekbabe]

Brocoli

not that I ever pass gas


lol,I just had lunch,get ready to rumble!

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: CPA
Beans, Beans the magical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot, the better you feel,
so lets have beans fo every meal!

Gotta love that one.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Protein powder is notorious for this too. Something those of us trying to build muscle are probably all fairly familiar with I had a friend whose car had a permanent stench to it, but then he was going a bit overboard imo, 4-5 shakes a day.

God don't remind me...my gf said the other day "you should start taking protein powder again" and I was like "do you want me to kill you with my farts?"

that shut her up real quick.

 

[Bassyhead]

how informative

 

[GasX]

when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

 

[loup garou]

Broccoli, field peas, or hummus always do it to me.

 

[TMPadmin]

Prunes and getting hit in the testicles always gives me gas. But there is a few hour delay.

 

[GasX]

You haven't seen gas until you have eaten bad sushi... :disgust:

 

[FoBoT]

there sure are a lot of chick posts in here for a fart thread :Q

i thought women didn't fart? :roll:

 

[SWScorch]

this one restaurant's chicken riggies do that to me. It's really bad if I have some before a run, because then the riggies coupled with the natural "runners' fart" tend to produce gas in overkill. I let one rip during a race once and everyone behind me nearly died.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
there sure are a lot of chick posts in here for a fart thread :Q

i thought women didn't fart? :roll:

Hey, none of us actually *said* we fart.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Protein powder is notorious for this too. Something those of us trying to build muscle are probably all fairly familiar with I had a friend whose car had a permanent stench to it, but then he was going a bit overboard imo, 4-5 shakes a day.

oh man, I was at the gym last week, and after my workout I went to the restroom/lockers to take a piss...lo and behold some protein-powder-ingesting musclehead has taken such a rank-ass sh!t that I was nearly on the brink of choking to death. I zipped up mid-piss and booked like I was being chased by a horse with a hard-on.

That said, I take 3 protein shakes a day, so I probably shouldn't be one to talk. The rest of my family has to suffer the "after-effects" of my protein consumption...I feel sorry for them.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: FoBoT
there sure are a lot of chick posts in here for a fart thread :Q

i thought women didn't fart? :roll:

Hey, none of us actually *said* we fart.

hmm.. , lets roll back the tape

instant replay!

judges? what say you!

Originally posted by: eakers
i think its the protien.

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I ate Kashi Go Lean Crunch for the first time the other day. My husband poured a big bowl of it (I'd say that it was probably 2 servings according to the box) and decided after one bite that he didn't like it. Cheapo that I am, I couldn't let this rather expensive cereal go to waste, so I ate the whole bowl. OMG. Words cannot describe the aftermath. It felt exactly like a baby kicking in the last months of pregnancy (and I know how that feels, I've had two kids.)

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Try some Kimchee, you'll stink up the whole room.

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Brocoli

not that I ever pass gas


lol,I just had lunch,get ready to rumble!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

There's a great passage about that in Tim Robbins book Half asleep in frog pajamas

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

There's a great passage about that in Tim Robbins book Half asleep in frog pajamas

and... "?"

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

There's a great passage about that in Tim Robbins book Half asleep in frog pajamas

and... "?"

Read it yourself, no spoilers

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

Get your head out of the toilet, then.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: FoBoT
there sure are a lot of chick posts in here for a fart thread :Q

i thought women didn't fart? :roll:

Hey, none of us actually *said* we fart.

hmm.. , lets roll back the tape

instant replay!

judges? what say you!

Originally posted by: eakers
i think its the protien.

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I ate Kashi Go Lean Crunch for the first time the other day. My husband poured a big bowl of it (I'd say that it was probably 2 servings according to the box) and decided after one bite that he didn't like it. Cheapo that I am, I couldn't let this rather expensive cereal go to waste, so I ate the whole bowl. OMG. Words cannot describe the aftermath. It felt exactly like a baby kicking in the last months of pregnancy (and I know how that feels, I've had two kids.)

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Try some Kimchee, you'll stink up the whole room.

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Brocoli

not that I ever pass gas


lol,I just had lunch,get ready to rumble!

Exactly, where do we say we fart? Nowhere! hehehe

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

Get your head out of the toilet, then.

You must not like Asparagus because the odor is very powerful.

 

[FoBoT]

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

Get your head out of the toilet, then.

You must not like Asparagus because the odor is very powerful.

Actually, I love asparagus. But, for some reason my urine has a delicate floral scent and is rainwater clear.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: Mwilding
when i eat asparagus, my pee smells funny

Get your head out of the toilet, then.

You must not like Asparagus because the odor is very powerful.

Actually, I love asparagus. But, for some reason my urine has a delicate floral scent and is rainwater clear.

Probably that douche you're using

 

[Geekbabe]

I do not "fart" I just have a very physically fit colon that exercises regularly