Fappy Update: Hoax

[techs]

http://www.prlog.org/12148162-docum...-fappy-scheduled-for-release-in-december.html

Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled “Fappy”.

“The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who travels around the country preaching to school children about the harmful effects of masturbation,” Moore said. “They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin.

Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now told CNN he is excited about Moore’s documentary. “We’re just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause,” Childs said. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”

“Fappy” will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit fappythemovie.com.



How did M. Night Shamalongadingdong miss doing this one?

 

[almightyobo]

http://www.prlog.org/12148162-docum...-fappy-scheduled-for-release-in-december.html

Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled “Fappy”.

“The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who travels around the country preaching to school children about the harmful effects of masturbation,” Moore said. “They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin.

Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now told CNN he is excited about Moore’s documentary. “We’re just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause,” Childs said. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”

“Fappy” will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit fappythemovie.com.



How did M. Night Shamalongadingdong miss doing this one?

truth is stranger than fiction any day of the week

 

[bignateyk]

Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.

LOL :biggrin:

...is a top ten cause of disease.

Wat?

edit: And LOL @ one day masturbation becoming illegal. I can just picture a swat team executing a no-knock warrant on some poor guy beating off in his living room. "SIR GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. SPREAD EAGLE!! Ok guys, lets bag the evidence"

 

[dawp]

http://www.prlog.org/12148162-docum...-fappy-scheduled-for-release-in-december.html

Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled “Fappy”.

“The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who travels around the country preaching to school children about the harmful effects of masturbation,” Moore said. “They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin.

Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now told CNN he is excited about Moore’s documentary. “We’re just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause,” Childs said. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”

“Fappy” will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit fappythemovie.com.



How did M. Night Shamalongadingdong miss doing this one?

uuhh, yaa. sure he will. must not be familiar with MM

 

[Fritzo]

Give a larbage, STOP WACKING IT!

 

[techs]

Part of me wonders if this is for real or just a gag. I have been trying to validate it but it keeps leading back to superoffficialnews website.

 

[vi edit]

This sounds like a plot to a South Park show.

 

[techs]

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/michael-moore-fappy-the-dolphin-film-hoax/

HOAX

It would be hilarious if filmmaker Michael Moore’s next documentary were about the anti-masturbation movement and a mascot called Fappy the Dolphin. But it's probably not going to happen: The whole thing, from the bogus film down to the puppet itself, appears to be an elaborate hoax by online trolls targeting the Westboro Baptist Church and controversial agriculture company Monsanto.

A presumably fake press release issued this morning on a suspicious-looking site called PRlog.org states that Moore’s new film, Fappy, will focus on a character called Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin who travels to different towns and schools teaching children about the dangers of self-love and warning that masturbation is the gateway to rape. It is supposedly coming out in December.


I got pwned.

 

[clamum]

Part of me wonders if this is for real or just a gag. I have been trying to validate it but it keeps leading back to superoffficialnews website.

Yeah same here. I expected to find this article at The Onion.

 

[diesbudt]

People cannot love you if you do not at least love yourself.

 

[TwiceOver]

So is it a hoax or not. I'm confused.

 

[zinfamous]

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/michael-moore-fappy-the-dolphin-film-hoax/

HOAX

It would be hilarious if filmmaker Michael Moore’s next documentary were about the anti-masturbation movement and a mascot called Fappy the Dolphin. But it's probably not going to happen: The whole thing, from the bogus film down to the puppet itself, appears to be an elaborate hoax by online trolls targeting the Westboro Baptist Church and controversial agriculture company Monsanto.

OK...I just don't see how this works out as a hoax targeting these two entities. :hmm:

 

[SagaLore]

OK...I just don't see how this works out as a hoax targeting these two entities. :hmm:

The hoax is a hoax.

 

[zinfamous]

The hoax is a hoax.