Famous or Funny Gaming Sayings

[fatbaby]

"the power of the great bukkake will guide my bullets to their targets, and i shall emerge unscathed"

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood

Originally posted by: KidViciou$
<insult> I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
<comeback>I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.

Monkey Island! woo!

See my sig!

I'd buy that for a dollar.

dman6666, isn't that from Smash TV?

Indeed.

 

[KidViciou$]

guybrush, that's the only quote i could pull up at work, but i think your sig is funnier

which was your favorite episode of the game?

 

[benliong]

"Dude, that's not the real thing. I want my money back!"
"we didn't pay anything"
"I don't care, someone better give me some money"

-- from sam and max hit the road

A lot more where that come from (that is lucasARts adventure games...)

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
"the power of the great bukkake will guide my bullets to their targets, and i shall emerge unscathed"

LMAO!!!

 

[Evadman]

It is that dawning moment of comprehension that I live for.

Said when I snipe someone just as they turn and face me. Sometimes I wave.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I think this is from WC2: "Stop Touching Me!" when you click on an orc long enough

I liked "Quit touching me" from Baldurs Gate, there were loads of good ones from that, especially:

"Go for they eyes Boo, go for the eyes!"

 

[LordRaiden]

One that I really like that I ran into a while back is "The three best things in life are Love, Money, and Unlimited Ammo!"

 

[KidViciou$]

oh yea, can't forget about Sam and Max and Day of the Tentacle!!

Im mad cuz i lost my DOTT cd!!! :|

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: dquan97
I think this is from WC2: "Stop Touching Me!" when you click on an orc long enough

I liked "Quit touching me" from Baldurs Gate, there were loads of good ones from that, especially:

"Go for they eyes Boo, go for the eyes!"

I was going to post Go for the Eyes boo. I loved the quotes from Baldurs Gate I.

 

[LongCoolMother]

SOMEONE SET US UP THE B@MB!!!!

 

[jfall]

It's time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum!

You forgot the rest of it! It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but i'm all out of gum

 

[wfbberzerker]

"tippecanoe"
"and pile a poo!"
- indiana jones and the search for atlantis

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

"Eat $hit and die!!!" - Wing Commander 3

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: dquan97
I think this is from WC2: "Stop Touching Me!" when you click on an orc long enough

I liked "Quit touching me" from Baldurs Gate, there were loads of good ones from that, especially:

"Go for they eyes Boo, go for the eyes!"

I was going to post Go for the Eyes boo. I loved the quotes from Baldurs Gate I.

Yeah, you both beat me to "Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes". But there were a bunch of other great Minsc quotes too:
"Boo is outraged! See his fury. It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."
"The butts of evil await my bootprint!"
"I will crush your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!"
"Do not make me add your ass to the kicking list!"
"This behavior must not continue! Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways!"

 

[GroundZero]

"my hud keeps saying i killed you with a head shot...
i know i shot you in the @ss!"

and

"as long as you keep on holding still for me, i'll gladly keep on shooting you"

a couple from an old tribes voice pak

 

[SociallyChallenged]

"Ewwww...You're spleen just landed in my shoe......I can tell you aren't very courteous...Hmpf!"

"|_()|_!"

"Wow, you're a big boy, you got owned"

 

[LAUST]

"I'll rip your head off and $h!t down your Neeeck!" (and followes through) -- Duke 3D

 

[BlueWeasel]

"Zug Zug".....WC2

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: maladroit
Player: "RUSH LEFT RUSH LEFT RUSH LEFT RUSH LEFT RUSH LEFT"
Player: "Go! Go! Go!"
*DEAD* Player: "WHY DID NOBODY RUSH"
*DEAD* Player: "WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS"

hehe so true.

Spac3d

 

[GroundZero]

kill em all and let the admin sort them out

 

[illusion88]

Ahh all of the Duke sayings are just classic.

 

[KidViciou$]

fallout had some good stuff in there too. too bad i can't remember them

 

[B00ne]

"No one steals our chicks and lives!!!" Duke Nukem

 

[DeafeningSilence]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.