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Famous Last Words

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Atrail

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It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Let it down slowly.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
What duck?
Well, we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.

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How about the news story from that guy in Australia a couple of weeks ago:

"Don't worry...I'm a shark EXPERT!"


CHOMP! Heheheheheheh......
 
"They couldn't hit and elephant at this dist..."
--Civil War commander as his aide suggested that he move back so as to not get hit.
 
Hehe...anyone ever see the "Kentucky Fried Movie"?

This thread makes me think of the part where this little white guy dresses up in a daredevil outfit and walks up to some guys in the ghetto and yells something...
 
"Oh honey, thank you for this wonderful trip, I just know this is going to perk up our marriage!"


In the Titanic at the dock before departure.
 
Wasn't there an SNL sketch on something like this? (not my famous last words, I'm really wondering). I think one of the one's they did was:

"I was going to wear a condom, but then I figured, how often do I get down to Haiti?"
 
Last words of some famous people

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman

"More light" - Goethe
 


<< "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman >>

Yup, that's always been my favorite. [cbg]Best...death...ever[/cbg]
 
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