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Family Guy

OMG....he is violating Seabreeze.



I dont think I have ever laughed so hard in my life as I did at that scene.

Especially Stewie doing the porn music. 😀
 
Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.

Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.

Family Guy > *
 
i love it when they're witness relocation

and stewie's like

warm today..

warm yesterday

warm everyday

and goes into banjo.
 
Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i love it when they're witness relocation

and stewie's like

warm today..

warm yesterday

warm everyday

and goes into banjo.
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AHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Evadman

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Family Guy > *
Click to expand...

lmao. That show removes all doubt as to whether life is worth living.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i love it when they're witness relocation

and stewie's like

warm today..

warm yesterday

warm everyday

and goes into banjo.
Click to expand...

AHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!
Click to expand...

Oh! Oh God! Its everywhere! Its in my racoon wounds!

Ryan
 
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.


Lol Quagmire just asked two kissing lesbians "So.... any of you ladies been penetrated before?"
 
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