"Sir, please put down those hams." "Wait a minute, these aren't hams - you're just a fat kid. Hiya fatty. You're just a fatty fat kid. Hey tom, he's just a fat kid. You're nothing but a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."
"Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board."
Lois: "Peter! Are you hungover?"
Peter: "No, Lois, I'm just tired from being up all night drinkin'."