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Family Guy quotes

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"Heh heh...alllll riiight..."
"What the deuce?"
*rocket ship flies into ceiling*
Quagmire: "Yeah...look just like that..."
 
"hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"

Death: "I had a terrible time as a teenager"
you see a car parking at the beach
Dath: "Now come a little closer sweety ..."
-Sound of Girl diing-
Death: "Oh, God! I will be a virgin forever!!!!"
.... "Or will I?"
car starts rocking


😀
 
"Sir, please put down those hams." "Wait a minute, these aren't hams - you're just a fat kid. Hiya fatty. You're just a fatty fat kid. Hey tom, he's just a fat kid. You're nothing but a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."

"Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board."

Lois: "Peter! Are you hungover?"
Peter: "No, Lois, I'm just tired from being up all night drinkin'."

 
Yakoff Smirnoff: "In Russia, you don't drive car, car drives you!"

Brian: "You're back from Manila, you had lumpia for dinner, then you made love to two filipino women....... and a man."
Quagmire: "You mean THREE filipino women.... *silence* ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 
Oh my god.... this thread has me in tears. Funniest show on TV today, hands down.

I heard rumors they were cancelling it. Is this true?
 
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