Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/family-concerned-after-john-mccain-wanders-into-sy,32601/

McCain’s wife added that her husband’s recent trip to Syria was the most alarming episode for her family since the elderly Arizona senator got into his car, started driving, and ended up lost in the 2008 presidential election.

The Onion, sounding more and more like reality every day.