This is a joke. Sorry to all of you who are suffering with the crap service. My order went through smooth as can be, and I was downloading from Steam withing 5 minutes. Guess I got in right on the tail end.
Adam8281,
As punishment for your crime, I hereby sentence you to 160 hours of community service.
As part of your rehabilitation you will be held under "house arrest", you will be required to spend all of your time within Minecraft.
While in this "Minecraft" you will be forced to mine for minerals and craft things out of said material. You will also be required to chop down trees-WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!
While there do not even think about attempting to eat pigs, chickens, etc.
Failure to comply with these rules will result in you being confined in Minecraft for a year.
Thank you.
-Justice P.Thomas Trentmeyer the third. Archduke of Wannawingamuh.