Falling refrigerator kills worker.

[halik]

So three guys just died, one right after the other, and are standing before St. Peter and the pearly gates.

St. Peter looks them over and says "we have a slight problem. Due to overcrowding, I'm only going to be able to let one of you in. Lets do it this way, whoever died the worst death, I'll let you in."

The first guy steps forward: "So I come home to my 18th floor apartment after a long day at work, just looking to spend a relaxing evening with my wife. I open the door, and to my shock, I see my wife's undergarments strewn all over the floor and I hear my wife moaning from the bedroom. Enraged, I run into the bedroom, and I see my wife completely naked, tied to the bed.

I'm furious now. I rummage through the closet, but I can't find this asshole that was banging my wife. I look everywhere, and then I look out the balcony and I see him - this asshole is wearing nothing but his boxers and is hanging by one hand from my balcony. So I run out there and start smashing on his hand... but he doesn't budge. I stomp on his hand... but he doesn't budge. I run to my tools, grab a hammer, and really let him have it, and down he goes.

And somehow, he safely lands on a tree that breaks his fall. Overcome with rage, I use all my strength to unplug the refrigerator, and push, push, push it out the window... and SPLAT! Killed that son of a bitch. I walked back inside, had a heart attack, and died right there.

"That sucks" said St. Peter.

Second guy steps forward. "So I'm working out in my boxers in my 20th story apartment. All of a sudden I hear this maniac screaming so I stood up and walked toward the window... I slipped on one of my weights and fell right out. Luckily, I managed to grab onto a balcony, when out of nowhere some crazy shows up and starts banging on my hand. Then he starts stomping on my hand. Finally, the son of a bitch hits me with a hammer and I started falling to what I thought was my death... and a tree saves me! I was thanking... well, I was thanking God that I was still alive - and all of a sudden, a refrigerator hits me on the head... and here I am.

"Holy shit" said St. Peter. "That's awful."

Third guy stands up, and smugly walks forward. "So I'm hiding naked in this refrigerator..."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You win the interwebs today

 

[halik]

Also ...a *cool* way to go

 

[BrokenVisage]

Christopher Lloyd's character from Who Framed Roger Rabbit was unavailable for comment and calls to his attorney were not immediately returned.

 

[Platypus]

From a translation site:

I imagine that at least could go out with women who do not have to lie, bitch

translation fail.

 

[tcsenter]

lol... me imagino que a lo menos podrian salir con mujeres a las que no tienen que mentir, puta

What the fsck are you Mexicans yelling about now?? :awe:

 

[highland145]

translation fail.

figured as much. A little help?

 

[Platypus]

What the fsck are you Mexicans yelling about now?? :awe:

You changed this message like 3 times, this one being the worst.

"I bet they can go out with women without having to lie to them"
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2106261

 

[tcsenter]

You changed this message like 3 times, this one being the worst.

Ah, so my Spanish is a lot better than I thought it was, and my original reply was the most fitting:

Even if this were in English, it wouldn't make any sense (i.e. have any relevance to the discussion or even my reply....as though Mexicans don't lie to get women? HAHAHAHA!)

 

[Platypus]

Ah, so my Spanish is a lot better than I thought it was, and my original reply was the most fitting:

Even if this were in English, it wouldn't make any sense (i.e. have any relevance to the discussion or even my reply....as though Mexicans don't lie to get women? HAHAHAHA!)

Just like your reply made no goddamn sense based on the thread either. Go spout your racist bullshit elsewhere, I can see why it's challenging for you to find a mate if that's your first thought.

 

[tcsenter]

Just like your reply made no goddamn sense based to the thread either. Go spout your racist bullshit elsewhere, I can see why it's challenging for you to find a mate if that's your first thought.

Of course it made sense. Have you never seen a contractor/construction crew lately? Its all inferior Mexican labor with a white supervisor going out of his mind running around seven job sites making sure the Mexicans are doing things properly or to standards (because the fuckers are illiterate and don't know the difference).

Language barriers on the job site in fact lead to numerous accidents, injuries, and deaths every year.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

*throws fridge onto arch nemesis*

"chill out"
or
"cool off"
or
"would you like a second helping?"
or
"he's feeling flat today"
or
"here is sub zero....now just plain zero!"

 

[Platypus]

Of course it made sense. Have you never seen a contractor/construction crew lately? Its all inferior Mexican labor with a white supervisor going out of his mind running around seven job sites making sure the Mexicans are doing things properly or to standards (because the fuckers are illiterate and don't know the difference).

Keep digging that hole tcsenter.

 

[tcsenter]

BTW, Mexican is a nationality or ethnicity, not a race. Mexicans are caucasian.

 

[Tweak155]

Dang

 

[tcsenter]

Keep digging that hole tcsenter.

Yeah right. Mexican labor being used on job sites and thus there may be a language barrier which could lead to accidents is a much more whacky far-out assumption/premise than Mexicans don't lie.

HAHAHAHAHA! You keep digging that hole.

 

[Platypus]

Yeah right. Mexican labor being used on job sites and thus there may be a language barrier which could lead to accidents is a much more whacky far-out assumption/premise than Mexicans don't lie.

HAHAHAHAHA! You keep digging that hole.

Spin it however you want to, your irrational hate is transparent and disgusting. The article doesn't mention in the slightest that the workers are Mexican, that is your own prejudice rearing its ugly head and even if they are, are you honestly prepared to label an entire group of people as inferior and lazy? That somehow this argument of yours makes any fucking sense at all? Is your world really that pathetic and small? You are the one making wild assumptions here. I really don't get how me calling you out for being a fucking pathetic loser who has to lie to women to get them to even meet them for a first date is somehow translated into your mind that I said Mexicans don't lie but I'm fascinated, please extrapolate.

Maybe if you tried to be a better person that wasn't so full of hate you could get some girl to willingly fuck you instead of having to trick them to even get the chance. If you tried being a better person maybe you could have a chance of not dying alone. Or maybe you're content thinking of yourself as a superior being when in reality your life sounds extremely sad and tedious.

 

[tcsenter]

I'll let your initial comment pass as humor, but enough with the Mexican labor discussion. Please keep to the low brow humor about somebodies death or legitimate conversation about the incident.

-vi
Off Topic Mod


Re-added since I'm not the one who brought this up and I should have the right to respond to it:

As far as my dating situation is concerned, I created that thread in a moment of frustration and was engaging in what is known as "venting". i.e. a sarcastic rant or diatribe which contains (often absurd or farcical) statements not intended to be taken seriously

 

[foghorn67]

Stay frosty guys.

 

[IronWing]

"Well, you better go catch it!" is just an expression.

 

[feralkid]

Probably yelled in Spanish, so the dude stepped out to say "What the fsck are you Mexicans yelling about now?"

Maybe; we don't have that information yet.

But it's never too early to blame it on a Mexican, right?