<!>Fallen's History Lesson on the Middle Finger <!>

fallenoncrack

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Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as &quot;plucking the yew&quot; (or &quot;pluck yew&quot;).

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, &quot;PLUCK YEW!&quot; meaning &quot;See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as &quot;giving the bird&quot;.

And yew thought yew knew everything!!!
 

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Lifer
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Our English teacher said its the index finger. Someone's on some serious crack.........






...... can't believe he's still a teacher. :p
 

maleficent

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Also, the word *uck was originally what English Bobbies (police) wrote down as the reason they were arresting prostitutes. The reason they were arrested was &quot;For Use of Carnal Knowledge&quot;. Of couse, that was quickly abbreviated to....
 

konichiwa

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maleficent

<< Also, the word *uck was originally what English Bobbies (police) wrote down as the reason they were arresting prostitutes. The reason they were arrested was &quot;For Use of Carnal Knowledge&quot;. Of couse, that was quickly abbreviated to.... >>

Actually, what I read in a book on this subject is that the bobbies wrote Fornication Under Consent of the King. Meaning that the only way you could fornicate was with permission from the king, and the prostitutes weren't fornicating under the consent of the king. ;)
 

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Lifer
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Fornicating Under the Consent of the king.

Bolded for the simple minded... ;)