Facebook is changing is name. What should it be called now?

[Fir]

Spyboobs

 

[Pohemi]

Bacefookery is what I've called it for years. I'll stick with that.

 

[sdifox]

DCummingsNutsack.com

 

[Heartbreaker]

Facehole

 

[JulesMaximus]

Stupid opinions and cat pics.

 

[soulcougher73]

Give us free info to scrape and sell

 

[Starbuck1975]

Fakebook
MyFace
FaceSpace
MeMeMe

 

[ultimatebob]

MaximbutnotPlayboyIsObselete.com
(since they own Instagram)

Pornhub kinda made Playboy obsolete as well, no? Nobody is paying for soft core porn anymore when you can get the hardcore stuff for free now.

 

[nakedfrog]

IDK, there's probably benefit for some folks to have a hardcopy so there's no digital footprint to forget and get found by someone disapproving.

 

[ultimatebob]

whatsmyexupto.com

allyourpersonalinfobelongstous.com

youretheproductstupid.com

weresellingyourdata.com

dontbelievewhatyoureadontheinternet.com

selfieservers.com

sharingkidphotosforrelativestoolazytovisit.com ?

 

[BudAshes]

IIIlllll1l1l1IIIl1lIII1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1l1III!I.com
So no one can ever find it again.

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Say hello to "Only Faces"! . . . now you can charge people to see your face pics or otherwise monetize your content

( hope not )

 

[RPD]

dog shit

 

[FelixDeCat]

I figured it out - METAFACE.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Pornhub kinda made Playboy obsolete as well, no? Nobody is paying for soft core porn anymore when you can get the hardcore stuff for free now.

Remember when Rachel Ray was in FHM? Those magazines crossed a line back then for people trying to get more exposure without going all in. Some people say that's what boosted her career cause she can't make a bowl of cereal without putting olive oil on it.

 

[Ferrari355]

ZuckerbergIsAReptilian.com

 

[dawp]

FuckOffandDieBook

 

[Red Squirrel]

ZuckerbergIsAReptilian.com

Domain Status

Never Registered Before

Hmmm. Tempting lol.

 

[FelixDeCat]

ZuckerbergIsAReptilian.com

So is Musk and Bezos. They are building ships trying to get back home.

 

[MrSquished]

Name will be Meta

Oh boy.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Name will be Meta

Oh boy.

I knew it!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Meta McData Face.

 

[BudAshes]

Metallica suing for stealing the first 4 letters of their name.

 

[ultimatebob]

So, basically they went the Google/Alphabet route and came up with a generic sounding name that makes it easier to bribe politicians with campaign donations without people instantly noticing.

 

[jpiniero]

So, basically they went the Google/Alphabet route and came up with a generic sounding name that makes it easier to bribe politicians with campaign donations without people instantly noticing.

My understanding is that Alphabet was more than just a rebrand. It was a corporate reorg to protect the search revenue from liability from some of the other stuff they got going like self driving.