Facebook is changing is name. What should it be called now?

[FelixDeCat]

Facebook is planning to change its name, report says | CNN Business

Facebook is planning to rebrand itself with a new name focused on the metaverse, the Verge reported on Tuesday, as the tech giant comes under fire from regulators around the world over its business practices.

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Im thinking:

1) ZuckerBook
2) BoomerBook
3) AdvertisingBook

 

[lxskllr]

I usually call it "idiotbook". Memorable name, and has good flow. That also opens up to a moniker for the users. "Are you an idiot?" "How many idiots are in your neighborhood?" "Do you allow your kid to be an idiot?". WTH's a "face" anyway? You can't use that for anything.

 

[pcgeek11]

Faceplant.

 

[sactoking]

I mean, why not just go along with other stupid name changes that served no purpose and call it "Ye" or "Diddy" or "Snoop Lion" or "Chris Gaines?"

 

[brianmanahan]

ATOT but IRL

 

[snoopy7548]

Bookface

 

[brianmanahan]

book of faces

 

[nakedfrog]

brianmanahanbook

 

[pete6032]

BrianmanahanOT

 

[highland145]

Divorce central.


My wife does fam/marriage counseling.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Booky McBookface.

 

[sdifox]

Crapola
Crap-O-Polis

 

[ultimatebob]

And Tech!

(Seriously, the site could use extra traffic from accidental visitors)

 

[ultimatebob]

brianmanahanbook

Facebook isn't worthy of naming itself after someone as awesome as Brianmanahan!

 

[Captante]

$hitRag

 

[FelixDeCat]

Facebook isn't worthy of naming itself after someone as awesome as Brianmanahan!

Who is this Brian fellow you speak of? And why is he so beloved by the common man?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Divorce central.


My wife does fam/marriage counseling.

That doesnt surprise me. If had a dime for every couple that has had to forfeit individual accounts for "cheating" in favor of joint accounts.

 

[Torn Mind]

The Zuckerbazaar.
I like Marketplace.

 

[BoomerD]

Out of Business would suit me.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Zuckerweb

 

[skyking]

Feces Book

 

[Red Squirrel]

If the Zuck becomes a self aware robot, could be called ZuckerNet™.

"I need access to your microphone, camera, contacts, file system, location services and all your web history. Give them to me." *terminator theme*

 

[Spacehead]

The Social Media Platform Formerly Known As Facebook

 

[GrumpyMan]

Tickle Me FaceMo

 

[dank69]

Mindfuck