face was saved by the efforts of one brave person

[ratkil]

I was eating my McDonalds value meal today, and would not have even noticed the blazingly hot pickle that was sliding out from under the bun. Think of the irreversable damage that could have been done to my face, but thanks to the courageous efforts of one brave person, willing to step out and draw attention to this threat to individual safety. I stand in awe of that kind of integrity.

 

[yakko]

That lawsuit and my ass smell amazingly alike.

 

[Wangel]

Being that you didn't burn your chin, will you still be coming over tonight!!

 

[bigvince]

pickle burns?

what will they think of next?

 

[Shudder]

I find it hard to believe a stinkin' pickle from McDonalds would be even close to as hot as a piece of cheese from a fresh pizza. Now we know the truth.

 

[MemphisBleek]

5 star restaurants biatch

 

[ratkil]

If you are insinuating what I think you are with your comment Wangel, you better have just forgotten the 😉 or I will be opening a can of Mongoose on your snake a$$....... 😉

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

God bless the pickle woman.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

um... since when do people get burned from pickles and cheese??

Well, cheese I can understand, if the pizza was right out of the oven, but come on... pickles??

Am I the only one here with any sort of pain tolerance?

 

[Yeeny]

Am I the only one here with any sort of pain tolerance?

I think I do pretty well FFMCobalt, since I have read your posts and survived. Kidding of course, sorry, I could not resist.... 😉

 

[ratkil]

That brings up a thought, so who would I sue for all those times I woke up with a burned up mouth from trying to eat too hot of pizza while drunk? Would I sue the beer company or the pizza company? hmmmmmm

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

sue your mom for letting you get that way in the first place.







:Q

 

[ratkil]

FFMCobalt, wouldn't I have to sue your mom then? Since she was usually with me at the time....... 😛

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

damn, boy, rational thought usually comes up with some good comebacks. What happened to yours??




*fizzle*

 

[Adul]

LOL girlfriday

 

[MI6]

American Way:
Sue the beer corp for not putting a warning on that things may be hotter than seems, then sue the pizza man for delivering it to a drunk, then sue the chain for making the pizza too hot, if you still want to sue go and sue the cheeze people for not warning the pizza guy that cheeze, when placed into an oven, will become extermly hot.

Smart way:
Don't get so drunk as to not be able to tell when your "chin" is burning.