Your brother is just immature, but what he said isn't really that big of a deal. I am sure your mom (if she has half a brain) knew that you were not orgasming so loudly that she could hear it while on the phone with your brother.
So don't worry about it, she is a grown woman, she knows your brother is just a horny 13 year old.
The only thing I would worry about... is why is your brother thinking about you orgasming? ;p
So don't worry about it, she is a grown woman, she knows your brother is just a horny 13 year old.
The only thing I would worry about... is why is your brother thinking about you orgasming? ;p
olds
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IMHO, a normal person would have just laughed this off. I am sure she knew he was joking. Your issue probably stems from the fact that you feel some type of guilt for whacking off. Don't.
There are two types of people in the world.
1. Those that whack off.
2. Those that whack off.
shortylickens
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Atomic Playboy
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Yeah, I was confused too. The responses in this thread from other people make me think CatchPhrase is a woman, in which case her masturbating with a frozen cock is hot (ironic). But the benchpress comment is strangely masculine, so it certainly could be a man.
And hey, as long as we're talking about the benchpressing your weight comment; if you can benchpress your weight, why in God's name are you making orgasm noises to get a chicken out from a fridge? Did you drop the fridge on the chicken, and now need to lift the fridge over your head to extract the chicken? I can't bench my weight, and I've never come across a chicken so wedged in a fridge I had to grunt and scream to extract it.
UberNeuman
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Oh my God, you utter buffoon! Use the subjunctive here, for fuck's sake. You're the definition of a miserable human being. Wait, you don't even deserve to call yourself a human, you are lower than the lowest of scum. You don't even deserve to exist.
OBVIOUSLY!
JulesMaximus
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Um, who gives a crap?
I'm sure she's aware that you may have had an orgasm by now...Dude, your mom needs to loosen up a bit IMO. Or at the very least you need to stop telling us all about your mom's hangups.
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