F***

[randay]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

I would rather have someone disagree and put some thought into their post than just "HAHAHAH".

Wow, calling someone fat that you have never seen before says that you are immature and have issues.

I am surprised that you have the mental capacity and concentration to sit on a computer and attempt to interact with another human. You must have taken your Adderall.

To answer your random question, I am in great physical shape. I can bench and squat my bodyweight 15 times.

are you typing this with one hand? or two?

 

[sutahz]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

I would rather have someone disagree and put some thought into their post than just "HAHAHAH".

Wow, calling someone fat that you have never seen before says that you are immature and have issues.

I am surprised that you have the mental capacity and concentration to sit on a computer and attempt to interact with another human. You must have taken your Adderall.

To answer your random question, I am in great physical shape. I can bench and squat my bodyweight 15 times.

You can bench and squat 200lbs? Nice!
I asked if you were fat because fat chicks seem to have this attitude of "i'm always right, i'm hot and everyone wants me and I'm gods gift to this planet" That said, I still think you're fat. Typing something means nothing.
I suppose kudos for trying to insult me and bring me down, yet you have failed at that just as you have failed w/ this thread.

Here's an example of how you're trying to make yourself better then "all"/most of us:

We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

So you come from a family with money and somewhere along the way you got this inflated ego so you don't see yourself as fat.
Your 18 so you cant hit your brother? God you're a wimp.
Always an excuse w/ fat girls, why they dont have a date, why they don't lose weight, why they eat 3 hamburgers.
I suppose you may not be fat, just a pompas bitch.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

We were wondering the same thing.

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

I would have an orgasm....

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

honestly... bitch slap yourself, then bitch slap your brother, then bitch slap your mom.

 

[olds]

Pics of mom?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Why do I make threads here?

good question

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

If you wanted a 'real' option you would talk to someone in real life. Well even then I would laugh.

All that 'upper middle class' $$$, catholic school stuff is meaningless. This is the internet. All the matters are the LULZ!

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

If you wanted a 'real' option you would talk to someone in real life. Well even then I would laugh.

All that 'upper middle class' $$$, catholic school stuff is meaningless. This is the internet. All the matters are the LULZ!

He could talk to his priest. "forever me, father - for I have sinned.... I was caught floggin' the log when I was talking to my mother..."

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Haha. Simple to call your mom, just tell her he's 13.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

I would have an orgasm....

two in a row? you stud!

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pics of mom?

See now THAT should have been the first reply. 😉

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

I would rather have someone disagree and put some thought into their post than just "HAHAHAH".

Wow, calling someone fat that you have never seen before says that you are immature and have issues.

I am surprised that you have the mental capacity and concentration to sit on a computer and attempt to interact with another human. You must have taken your Adderall.

To answer your random question, I am in great physical shape. I can bench and squat my bodyweight 15 times.

You can bench and squat 200lbs? Nice!
I asked if you were fat because fat chicks seem to have this attitude of "i'm always right, i'm hot and everyone wants me and I'm gods gift to this planet" That said, I still think you're fat. Typing something means nothing.
I suppose kudos for trying to insult me and bring me down, yet you have failed at that just as you have failed w/ this thread.

1. You must not know that men also have orgasms.

2. Good for you being able to read the minds of obese woman. If only you could read the mind of a fit woman.
Think of the possibilities! You could lose you virginity!

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

honestly... bitch slap yourself, then bitch slap your brother, then bitch slap your mom.

Before or after I chop off a minors penis? Do I use a saw or razor blade?
Because I am going to listen to all of you.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

I would rather have someone disagree and put some thought into their post than just "HAHAHAH".

Wow, calling someone fat that you have never seen before says that you are immature and have issues.

I am surprised that you have the mental capacity and concentration to sit on a computer and attempt to interact with another human. You must have taken your Adderall.

To answer your random question, I am in great physical shape. I can bench and squat my bodyweight 15 times.

HAHAHAH

 

[CatchPhrase]

I should have just asked this guy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uvrvxmZ0jVg

 

[PottedMeat]

1. You must not know that men also have orgasms.

2. Good for you being able to read the minds of obese woman. If only you could read the mind of a fit woman.
Think of the possibilities! You could lose you virginity!

Wooo good comeback!

This thread gave unexpected LULZ.

Will this thread be elevated to EPIC LULZ? Only time will tell.

 

[sutahz]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

honestly... bitch slap yourself, then bitch slap your brother, then bitch slap your mom.

Before or after I chop off a minors penis? Do I use a saw or razor blade?
Because I am going to listen to all of you.

In this whole quote of a quote of a quote you're the only one to mention penis. So "Before or after I chop off a minors penis?" is a retarded question. As you can see, randay merely states to bitch slap everyone.

"1. You must not know that men also have orgasms."
What the fuck does this have to do w/ anything? God you are a retard.

I don't have to read the minds of fat women, they rarely shut their fucking mouths for one reason or another.

I guess i could point out how you didnt add an r to your, but I wont. Not that it matters, like you would take the time to go through my posts and correct things like punctuation, capitalizations and spelling.

 

[Ns1]

*reactor overload sounds*

THE SENSORS, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SENSORS!?
text

 

[Ika]

quick, someone turn this into a pwnage-of-the-year thread

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

My nephew is 12. He has been swearing like a wounded pirate since about age 7. I remember being at the kid's table one year on vacation, and he just randomly said "bullshit!" Keep in mind, he's like 4 years old. My cousin asks "where did you hear that sort of language?" Little bastard pointed directly at me! And I knew he was lying, cause I never swore around him. So I yelled "bullshit!" Hey, he obviously already knew the word, I wasn't teaching him anything knew.

My point is that religiosity or morality or upper-crustiness are all irrelevant. If it's that big a deal, the mother should have a talk with her son. But realistically, by 13 boys are beginning to discover the joys of masturbation, they are starting puberty, and they want to act more grown up, so they will begin swearing. A lot. It's just what happens. I've personally never been offended by swearing, so if it was my son, I would commend him on a good joke. But you can probably tell from my posting that I don't take much seriously, least of all something as trivial as "inappropriate" language. In the words of the great poet Nasir Jones, "Fuck that shit."

If I were in your position, I'd call your mother back and make sure she realized he was making a joke. You don't need to apologize for your brother's actions, unless you were actually masturbating at the time (and hey, no harm no foul if you were, it's a fun thing to do), in which case you need to bribe or blackmail your brother. But if you are innocent, why on Earth would you be so worried about talking to your mother? I don't understand that part. I have always had a clear line of communication with my mother; I don't tell her everything, but I'll say some seriously fucked up shit, because that's just who I am, and my mother accepts me for it.

It sounds like your family is absolutely terrified of appearing improper. Sucks to be you. Get out of that house before it corrupts your soul.

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

A 13 year old kid is talking like this and it is ok?
I can't hit him because I am over 18.
We are an upper middle class living in a $1,000,000+ home and a kid who goes to a private catholic school whom his parents pay ten grand a year, says something this vulgar to his religious mother?

I am a coward for not knowing what to tell her?
What would you do?

honestly... bitch slap yourself, then bitch slap your brother, then bitch slap your mom.

Before or after I chop off a minors penis? Do I use a saw or razor blade?
Because I am going to listen to all of you.

In this whole quote of a quote of a quote you're the only one to mention penis. So "Before or after I chop off a minors penis?" is a retarded question. As you can see, randay merely states to bitch slap everyone.

"1. You must not know that men also have orgasms."
What the fuck does this have to do w/ anything? God you are a retard.

I don't have to read the minds of fat women, they rarely shut their fucking mouths for one reason or another.

I guess i could point out how you didnt add an r to your, but I wont. Not that it matters, like you would take the time to go through my posts and correct things like punctuation, capitalizations and spelling.

Does this mean that we are no longer a couple?
I'm sorry honey I'll correct your posts.
And now you think you better than God?

 

[DangerAardvark]

You should stop coming in the fridge.

 

[SlickSnake]

CatchPhrase,

Stop squatting in your self ownage thread and start orgasiming already. You don't need our help for that.

Then call momma up and tell her how good it was.

Then go play PS3 like a good little Catholic school choir boy. Maybe momma will buy you a new b00-way dvd, too!