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[CatchPhrase]

He was on the phone with my mom. I am looking for last nights chicken in the fridge (making noise). My mom asks him "why is your brother making noise" and he said to her that I was having an orgasm. He is 13. http://youtube.com/watch?v=cwyVV5_orBo
Now I can't call my mom who is 700 miles away working her ass off.

On a side note my mom has high blood pressure and having her son say something like this can't be good.

EDIT: Took the profanity out of the title.

No you didn't CatchPhrase:

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[PottedMeat]

HAHAHAH.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
He was on the phone with my mom. I am looking for last nights chicken in the fridge (making noise). My mom asks him "why is your brother making noise" and he said to her that I was having an orgasm. He is 13.
Now I can't call my mom who is 700 miles away working her ass off.

Fail english?

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

Edit: Figures, I try and be all moderator like for once and he edits it at the same time I do.

 

[QueBert]

hilarious wow I laughed. Your brother rules!

 

[KeithTalent]

Funny stuff, but you should probably take the swear out of the thread title.

KT

 

[shortylickens]

Thats when you chop off your brothers pee pee, so he can never have one.

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
He was on the phone with my mom. I am looking for last nights chicken in the fridge (making noise). My mom asks him "why is your brother making noise" and he said to her that I was having an orgasm. He is 13.
Now I can't call my mom who is 700 miles away working her ass off.

Fail english?

Oh, the irony.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Ummm... so? Who the hell cares? If your mother freaks out over an orgasm joke, she's wound too tight as it is. Call her back and tell her "It was just a joke; it was actually my boyfriend having the orgasm." People who take life too seriously need to be fucked with on occasion.

-EDIT- See, I didn't realize you were female when I posted this. Tell your mom it was your girlfriend having the orgasm.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Ummm... so? Who the hell cares? If your mother freaks out over an orgasm joke, she's wound too tight as it is. Call her back and tell her "It was just a joke; it was actually my boyfriend having the orgasm." People who take life too seriously need to be fucked with on occasion.

Hence the high blood pressure I'm guessing.

KT

 

[IEC]

Next time he's around a girl, slyly suggest he's gay?

 

[CatchPhrase]

Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

 

[Kirby64]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Next time he's around a girl, slyly suggest he's gay?

Or just blatantly state it, it increases the lulz value. The louder the better.

 

[Q]

5 stars

 

[sutahz]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

Welcome to ATOT! You finally get it!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Why do I make threads here?

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

I believe the answer you seek is, "For the lulz."


Oh, BTW, I told your mom that I was having an orgasm. Last night. In person, so to speak.

 

[SlickSnake]

Is your brother still reading this?

Punch him in the nuts for all of us.

 

[Baked]

You were totally boning the chicken, you sick bastard.

 

[OutHouse]

STOP CHOKING THE CHICKEN :|

 

[Kirby]

Tuggin' the slug, eh?

 

[randay]

"oh hes just filming another porno. oh wait hold on mom, i gotta go fluff someone..."

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

To be fair, even if your mother has high blood pressure, if an inane comment from an adolescent boy is enough to set her off, she is taking life far, far too seriously. She can't honestly believe you were having an orgasm, can she? And if she does, maybe you should call her back instead of acting all embarrassed, which just makes you look guilty.

You posted an inane topic, we took it as a joke. It's not our fault your mother is nuts and you're a coward.

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: sutahz

Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Wow 2 people post about the title.
2 other people typed that it was funny.
Another tells me to chop off a minors penis.
Why do I make threads here?

So you want everyone to agree with you because it's your thread? Are you fat?

I would rather have someone disagree and put some thought into their post than just "HAHAHAH".

Wow, calling someone fat that you have never seen before says that you are immature and have issues.

I am surprised that you have the mental capacity and concentration to sit on a computer and attempt to interact with another human. You must have taken your Adderall.

To answer your random question, I am in great physical shape. I can bench and squat my bodyweight 15 times.