F*!@$% Valets

shocksyde

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Lesson learned: The valet key exists for a reason.

Went to a parking garage, it was full so they were valeting cars for people. I put my GPS in the glove box and locked it. Came back, unlocked the glove box, and the GPS was gone. At least they were courteous and locked it back up for me.

I walked over to the group of valets and stared them each in the eye and said "I hope you enjoy my GPS, you fuck!" I then started telling them how to use it, such as how to set your home address. They were all looking at me with horror.

Fucking assholes.
 

slayer202

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Originally posted by: Knight7
Originally posted by: dbk
Why couldn't you get it back?

probly a big sign said: not responsible for lost or stolen items

is it even legal to have a sign/policy like that?

"not responsible if we commit crimes"?
 
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Originally posted by: Knight7
Originally posted by: dbk
Why couldn't you get it back?

probly a big sign said: not responsible for lost or stolen items

Doesn't matter; it doesn't absolve them of responsibility. Since they accept your car, they accept responsibility.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: slayer202
Originally posted by: Knight7
Originally posted by: dbk
Why couldn't you get it back?

probly a big sign said: not responsible for lost or stolen items

is it even legal to have a sign/policy like that?

"not responsible if we commit crimes"?

no proof = gtfo
 

shocksyde

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Originally posted by: amdforever2
you have homeowners or renters insurance?

Unfortunately not. I made two big mistakes. Not using a valet key and not having insurance.
 

olds

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My question is this:
Why the fuck did you leave without raising holy hell?
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: shocksyde
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: slayer202
Originally posted by: Knight7
Originally posted by: dbk
Why couldn't you get it back?

probly a big sign said: not responsible for lost or stolen items

is it even legal to have a sign/policy like that?

"not responsible if we commit crimes"?

no proof = gtfo

Pretty much. How would I prove it?

Unfortunately you can't unless you had a cam in your car.

FWIW, I used to be a valet and the only thing I've seen/heard stolen from cars were pens, gum, and illicit drugs
 

nerp

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That's where my gum went. Hmm. Funny how you don't sweat the little stuff.

Maybe call a local news station, if they're the type to go though with some rigged cars and hidden cams. Try the fourth estate. TV news will go for this shit but nowadays with the economy so bad with any luck they might not be too into some guy bitching about valet parking and GPS systems.
 

RagingBITCH

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So instead of calling the police to report a crime, you acted like a tool and walked off? No wonder people get away with such things like stealing a GPS. America no longer has it's balls...instead it's become a nation of cowards that refuse to stand up for what it belives in and what's right.
 

SandEagle

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did you register your GPS with the manufacturer? can they track it? i dunno man, im just talking outta my ass
 

shocksyde

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
So instead of calling the police to report a crime, you acted like a tool and walked off? No wonder people get away with such things like stealing a GPS. America no longer has it's balls...instead it's become a nation of cowards that refuse to stand up for what it belives in and what's right.

Your user name has never been more fitting.
 

shocksyde

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Originally posted by: SandEagle
did you register your GPS with the manufacturer? can they track it? i dunno man, im just talking outta my ass

GPS units don't send their whereabouts to the satellites. At least that's what GPS companies say.
 

Aharami

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
So instead of calling the police to report a crime, you acted like a tool and walked off? No wonder people get away with such things like stealing a GPS. America no longer has it's balls...instead it's become a nation of cowards that refuse to stand up for what it belives in and what's right.

the same thing happened to me once in nyc. I called the police. I was told flat out that they can send an officer over, but it will be a waste of time as I have no way to prove that I actually left the GPS in the car.
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: shocksyde
Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
Should of at least filed a complaint with management.

I sent them an email and I'm going to call them in the morning.

management's probably in on it. After mine got stolen, I swore off valet parking garages in nyc. I'd rather drive around for hours looking for street parking than get ripped off again
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: shocksyde
Lesson learned: The valet key exists for a reason.

No it doesn't.

Valet parking is a terrible invention. If you have a crappy car you won't want to pay to get it parked, and if you have a nice car you won't want a valet to touch it.

So, how much of a tip did you leave?:D
 

shocksyde

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: shocksyde
Lesson learned: The valet key exists for a reason.

No it doesn't.

Valet parking is a terrible invention. If you have a crappy car you won't want to pay to get it parked, and if you have a nice car you won't want a valet to touch it.

So, how much of a tip did you leave?:D

Haha, $0