F U Death

[moonbogg]

When death occurs, you simply forget yourself. Your family members and friends become perfect strangers and you let go of everything. Your eyes open again and you start completely new. Its like that chick flick 50 first dates.

 

[schmuckley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q-QH1XiCQw

 

[Carson Dyle]

Wow. That's kinda young to be dealing with such things in this day and age.

Any surgeries? Bypass? Stents?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Congratulations; feel better, and good luck avoiding the second one.

 

[rh71]

wb!


http://i.imgur.com/WBqjNuT.gifv

the dude getting kicked was death

looks like a knee to the back of the head. Did he die?

 

[UnklSnappy]

Wow. That's kinda young to be dealing with such things in this day and age.

Any surgeries? Bypass? Stents?

Stents, I was really impressed by the team who did it. They were like a top notch pit crew.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I was alone but I literally live 1-2 minutes away (depending on traffic) from one of the best heart hospitals in the area.

You in Syracuse?

Congrats on getting through it! Time to start changing for the better. Sorry about your asshole.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Congrats. Sorry to tell you this, but like Shatner preaches, you're (still) gonna die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snEcAdbGXTY

My gall bladder tried to kill me last June, but it only succeeded in turning my skin lemon yellow for awhile. They used little robots to kill it before it could finish me off.

 

[UnklSnappy]

You in Syracuse?

Congrats on getting through it! Time to start changing for the better. Sorry about your asshole.

Roch.

 

[manimal]

looks like a knee to the back of the head. Did he die?

no completely fine from what I read. Guy competed that day.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Post your age so I know whether to congratulate you or mock your lifestyle choices.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Fixx

Heart attacks can happen to anyone.

Good to hear you made it OP.

 

[Kadarin]

Congrats on surviving, and here's to a new healthy lifestyle

 

[Remobz]

I feel so distressed and despondent these days. Maybe death might be a welcomed relief??

 

[PlanetJosh]

I tried the heart healthy versions of Campbell's Soup and that of some other soups in order to help prevent a heart condition. But they taste pretty bad. So I went back to eating the regular cans of beef and chicken and am concerned if it could lead to a heart attack some day.

 

[Kadarin]

I tried the heart healthy versions of Campbell's Soup and that of some other soups in order to help prevent a heart condition. But they taste pretty bad. So I went back to eating the regular cans of beef and chicken and am concerned if it could lead to a heart attack some day.

It'll lead to something... Cans of anything have lots of sodium, which raises blood pressure.

 

[HeXen]

I'll still be here after I'm dead. If ghosts can type on ouija boards, I can type on someone's laptop.

 

[brianmanahan]

NSFL

glad to hear you are livin OP

 

[manimal]

I feel so distressed and despondent these days. Maybe death might be a welcomed relief??

dude you aight?

PM me if you want I always got time to chat.

 

[OverVolt]

I tried the heart healthy versions of Campbell's Soup and that of some other soups in order to help prevent a heart condition. But they taste pretty bad. So I went back to eating the regular cans of beef and chicken and am concerned if it could lead to a heart attack some day.

Doing it wrong. The lining of every can has BPA. There is really no difference between heart healthy and regular soups. So you might as well actually get some calories from your soup so you don't have to eat two heart healthy ones to get enough food.

 

[MongGrel]

Your going to have to do better than a major heart attack to get rid of this old bastard.

I feel the same way almost every morning these days.

Tell him to piss off man, good attitude.

Best wishes.

I suspect I've had a minor one or two all ready, I just kick the bastard in the nuts and go to work.

 

[MongGrel]

Post your age so I know whether to congratulate you or mock your lifestyle choices.

Go bury yourself in a hole, dickhead.

 

[Linux23]

i already know i'm gonna wake up dead soon one day.

 

[Newell Steamer]

You did it!!

Now, celebrate with a some Krispy Creme Cookie Dough and Java Chip donuts;

1/2 dozen each - it's OK, you need to get your strength back.

All stupidity aside; get better soon, get well and be well.

 

[AdamK47]

Good job not dying!

 

[John Connor]

Damn! Reading about Jim Fixx and this thread makes me want to change my life style. I ballooned to around 340 pounds, I smoke a pack a day and drink occasionally. I'm 6' tall so my heart must really be pumping. I'm acctually afraid to use the tred mill beacise I'm thinking if I raise my heart rate that could trigger a heart attack. I don't know. Perhaps I should eat less fattening food first. No more taco bell and Mcdonalds!