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EyeMWing's year in review: 2004

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EyeMWing

Banned
High: Sex in the hardware locker. (The Greatest Story Ever Told)
Low: Dell "E" came off on testicles.

High: Fairly consistant stream of booty
Low: The one chick that I really care about is now taken, and not by me.

High: Bought panties on the internet
Low: Realized I'll never get to see them in use.

High: "Woohoo, just broke the two-terabytes mark on the entire LAN"
Low: <Newsleecher> OMGWTFINEEDMOREDISKSPACE!

High: Woohoo, I turned 18
Low: SSS application, credit card application, college applications, voter registration, etc. etc. etc.

High: Got a laptop
Low: The battery doesn't work. It's used. It's got a lot of physical damage because the previous owner stepped on it.

High: I have a car built in the 90's now! And the late 90's, to boot!
Low: It's a Ford Escort - the quintissential girliemobile.

I'm sure I'll think of some more before the night's over. Feel free to post your own.

The Greatest Story Ever Told
 
Wait, EyeMWing got laid? What is this world comming to? The next thing you know, Skywalker66 will come back with a YAGT complaining that too many girls are after him, and he can't decide which to take.😛
 
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Wait, EyeMWing got laid? What is this world comming to? The next thing you know, Skywalker66 will come back with a YAGT complaining that too many girls are after him, and he can't decide which to take.😛
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Hmm, Skywalker... a chick magnet? Doubtful, well... unless he's having delusions of grandeur. Wait, wouldn't that be lust? I hear he has to sacrifice three pigs and two bulls to atone for his sins.
 
I thought the "Greatest story ever told" was going to be your "girlfriend" getting it from two guys on a boat, not you having sex with a guy named Corey.
 
Too bad your "Closet" story is so unbelievable that it's disgusting.

This is all the evidence I need

Either that, or you imagined the whole thing and had sex with a sack of old rags after you hit your head and fell into the janitor's closet. I would have found that much more believable, but keep trying.
 
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