Exposed: Confidential George Lucas Email!

[dc]

hilarious

 

[Triumph]

hahahah, it's funny because it could be true.

 

[phillyTIM]

thank god its a HOAX

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Stupidest changes I have ever read. We would like to tone down the violence but we are going to add two scenes where hands are cut off. Mkay.

here's your sign

 

[elektrolokomotive]

I laughed at a couple of points.

 

[JonnyStarks]

"Later the bug creatures can give him a robot hand while he is in captivity"

The actual author should realize the guy who wrote the script would probably know to call them Geonosians and probably wouldn't use "robot hand"

 

[Patt]

Blah ... shens. And loooooong shens too.

 

[godmare]

'star warriors'
good fvcking god, man

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell

Lucasfilm Internal Memo
Then when he gets up he could be all laughs and "eh-hehehe" and sticking things in his mouth like a three year old. But then he goes back to being normal smart Yoda so, you know, it would show that he can go back and forth depending on his mood.

ah almos weh m'self!

 

[imported_Phil]

In Episode II when Padme and Anakin are having their picnic I would like to add some creatures like ants but they are bigger and they talk in a really cute high-pitched voice like "mee mee mee." These ant creatures come and while Padme and Anakin are talking to each other about love and whatever they cover everything in the picnic! They could have a whole lot of trouble lifting a hardboiled egg and Padme could laugh and try to help them along. It would be really cute and then Anakin could smash them all (we won't show it, just show him like stomping or smacking down a bowl on them or something) and he can say "don't help insects they are beneath you" and then he would make like he is going to kiss her but she doesn't want to because she thought it was mean. I think that would help show that he can give in to the dark side at any moment.

Riiiight.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: djheater
It smells like fresh BULLSHI!T in here.

If you've ever watched interviews with Lucas, you'd see that he's far more intelligent than the bumbling idiot that wrote the "email" in the OP.

 

[creedog]

No really, its an email from the future.

Its actually kind of funny,

 

[Blayze]

Actually Han Solo was going to be in Revenge. He was going to be with the Wookies and Yoda.

The only change Ive heard that might/probably will happen is the puppet Yoda in Phantom Menace being replaced by CGI.

 

[Spike]

dumb... not even worth a laugh

 

[cjgallen]

Don't forget to delete Jar Jar.