My personal fav goes something like this:
"I bought this [insert component type] because the price was right. I heard nothing bad about [insert manufacturer] so I figured there would be no problem. WRONG! My computer wouldn't boot after installing it. I was pulling my hair out trying to figure what was wrong. Ultimately, I had to clear the CMOS, set my FSB and RAM clock back to their rated speed (they were only overclocked by 30%). Then it booted ok, but I was getting all sorts of glitches and freezing in Windows, so I had to reduce the core/mem on my video card (they were only overclocked by 30%). Got everything back to 'spec' [yawn] and stability is perfect, but I can't overclock a stitch over 15% using this [insert component type]. So I bought [insert Super Ultra-X Platinum Rated component type] by [insert manufacturer] and that solved everything. It only cost 100% more than [insert manufacturer and component type]. So I'm giving this product only one star out of five."