Explain this joke, i don't get it.

[nachiketa1]

Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy Mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!" Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?" And the little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."

 

[Aves]

in cider = inside her

 

[Pothead]

hahahahahaha

that and "prick"

 

[CKDragon]

Good Joke, be sure to pass it on as my own.

CK

 

[nachiketa1]

<< in cider = inside her >>



[homer]
doh!!
[/homer]

 

[etech]

Confucius say, Virgin like balloon ? one prick, all gone.

 

[Orsorum]

Wow... interesting.

 

[db]

Around here people always soak it in Dicken's cider.

 

[trmiv]

<< Around here people always soak it in Dicken's cider. >>




I love that "commercial

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy Mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!" Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?" And the little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider." >>


Nice

 

[b0mbrman]

Oh...and btw, there's a difference between apple juice and apple cider. Here's a fun way to remember it:

"If it's clear and yella',you've got juice there, fella! But if it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here..."

 

[veryape]

You're kidding when you say that you don't get it right? Hope so because that is pretty straight forward as far as dirty jokes go.

 

[ProviaFan]

Confuscius say, "Man who wear birthday suit and go through small door sideways, he is going to Bankok."

 

[toph99]

Confucius say "takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it"

 

[AaronP]

I didn't get it at first either! hehe

 

[Fangorn]

Boy, these jokes are pretty bad.

Did anyone get the joke in the James Bond flick, Tomorrow Never Dies, where Moneypenny tells 007 that he was always a "cunning linguist?"

 

[Anghang]

LOL...funny joke! ....

 

[nachiketa1]

at first i was thinking there was a connection between her friend "Rosie" and the thorn bush.... anyways i get it now, thanks.

 

[VPNightshade]

hehehehehe

 

[yakko]

hehe

 

[Slacker]

My dad is the king of korny jokes, here is a good one to embarrass any girl

ask her if she knows what virgins eat for breakfast

The answer will probably be a confused "No"

 

[b0mbrman]

<< My dad is the king of korny jokes, here is a good one to embarrass any girl
ask her if she knows what virgins eat for breakfast
The answer will probably be a confused "No" >>

 

[Orsorum]

<< My dad is the king of korny jokes, here is a good one to embarrass any girl

ask her if she knows what virgins eat for breakfast

The answer will probably be a confused "No" >>



I don't get it...

 

[cherrytwist]

<< << My dad is the king of korny jokes, here is a good one to embarrass any girl

ask her if she knows what virgins eat for breakfast

The answer will probably be a confused "No" >>



I don't get it... >>



Well if she doesn't know what virgins eat for breakfast, she must have had a "prick in cider".