Explain hootenannies

[Rakehellion]

I've seen this a ton in affluent neighborhoods and I simply don't get it - gathering all the neighbor folk after sundown with all the hootin' and a hollerin' and a purty young gal asks you to cut up a rug. I don't want drama (not that I believe my fat ass would seduce a college kid) Me, as a shy and quiet male, immediately considered "elderly Haitian women" as companions for a nice game of bridge.

Parody Fail.

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