GooberPHX420
Banned
I had a pretty cool night, not as boring as it usually is...
So it started off me and 2 of my buddies went over to one friend's house. He was scrounging thru his room and happened to find 2 of his ex-gf's thongs and some other undergarments she had left after a nice time of enjoyment 😉 So anyways, they broke up about a month ago, and she has been a stupid whore ever since. He was nice to her and tried to retain a relationship, but she was acting all stupid, talkin about her new BF who is like 6 years older..lol. So anyways, we put her panties into a bad, and wrote a note saying "Please give these to your daughter, she left them at my place", and left the care package on her doorstep. ROFL, so less than 2 mins later, her NAZI MOM (she's a bitch) pulled up and we were like dying laughing. So we drive back by and the bag is gone. And mommy thinks she is a nice lil virgin girl! ROFL.
Next, we chill at a friends house for an hour, then cruise by the girls house again just to see whats goin down. We catch her dad peeling out in the minivan, ahhaah. We assume he is on a rampage goin to find her 🙂
So we decide to tail him a short ways back, for about 6 miles, lol - we had no clue where the hell he was going. GOOD TIMES!
Next, after stalking her dad, we were comin back into town on a 4lane road (high traffic area). So we see this small group of ricers all doing a U-turn at a light, like 6 of them. So they are all side by side hogging up all 4 lanes of traffic, going all slow hoping to catch a light. GAY! So anyways, I gently cut in behind one of them, pop my brights and watch him squirm, lolol. Then we play the switch lanes game for like 5 mins, and these fools finally catch a light. AND NO RACE! WHAT THE HELL? I dont understand, is it cool to ride side by side for like 5 miles? No clue..anyways, the dudes were mad cuz we kept weaving in and out..haha losers..
Then, when i go to drop my friends off, we drive by a house with smoke billowing out! So we stop to see whats goin on, to see if we can help. Theres already a dude callin the cops, and some chicks bangin on the door of the house. So the guy pops out, and kindly points to the neighbor's yard where he is having a small bonfire, ROFL! So 2 fire trucks and an ambulance later, everything is kosher! ahhh what a night.
/me = tired.
So it started off me and 2 of my buddies went over to one friend's house. He was scrounging thru his room and happened to find 2 of his ex-gf's thongs and some other undergarments she had left after a nice time of enjoyment 😉 So anyways, they broke up about a month ago, and she has been a stupid whore ever since. He was nice to her and tried to retain a relationship, but she was acting all stupid, talkin about her new BF who is like 6 years older..lol. So anyways, we put her panties into a bad, and wrote a note saying "Please give these to your daughter, she left them at my place", and left the care package on her doorstep. ROFL, so less than 2 mins later, her NAZI MOM (she's a bitch) pulled up and we were like dying laughing. So we drive back by and the bag is gone. And mommy thinks she is a nice lil virgin girl! ROFL.
Next, we chill at a friends house for an hour, then cruise by the girls house again just to see whats goin down. We catch her dad peeling out in the minivan, ahhaah. We assume he is on a rampage goin to find her 🙂
So we decide to tail him a short ways back, for about 6 miles, lol - we had no clue where the hell he was going. GOOD TIMES!
Next, after stalking her dad, we were comin back into town on a 4lane road (high traffic area). So we see this small group of ricers all doing a U-turn at a light, like 6 of them. So they are all side by side hogging up all 4 lanes of traffic, going all slow hoping to catch a light. GAY! So anyways, I gently cut in behind one of them, pop my brights and watch him squirm, lolol. Then we play the switch lanes game for like 5 mins, and these fools finally catch a light. AND NO RACE! WHAT THE HELL? I dont understand, is it cool to ride side by side for like 5 miles? No clue..anyways, the dudes were mad cuz we kept weaving in and out..haha losers..
Then, when i go to drop my friends off, we drive by a house with smoke billowing out! So we stop to see whats goin on, to see if we can help. Theres already a dude callin the cops, and some chicks bangin on the door of the house. So the guy pops out, and kindly points to the neighbor's yard where he is having a small bonfire, ROFL! So 2 fire trucks and an ambulance later, everything is kosher! ahhh what a night.
/me = tired.
