EXCEL GURUS: Who wants to do a quick Excel assignment for $10?

[SynTech1]

I'm a stuck schmuck- this is due for my CIS class tomorrow. I have no time, so I'll PayPal you ten bucks to do it for me! It involves using the VLOOKUP function and pivot tables. Eleven steps, trying to sort different breeds of dogs by color and such.

If you're interested, glance through the instructions and see if you can do it. If you can, CONTACT ME (AIM: StattlichPassat, E-mail: chris@chrisatkinson.net), download the .xls file, complete it, E-mail it back to me, and I will send you $10 through PayPal.

For what it's worth, I'm not just going to say 'thanks' and then turn it in. I'm going to look through and see how you did it so I can learn quicker- I don't have the time to go through this tonight as I have a test to study for. Man, college can really suck sometimes. Help, ATOT!

TIME RUNS OUT @ 8:00a EDT 4/9/2003- if it's past this time, please ignore.

Instructions (.doc)
Assignment (.xls)


StattlichPassat,

You were banned for your unprovoked attacks on Elite members you felt unworthy of the title. Not only that, but you decided to post AnandTech member's IP addresses under your old user name, NightFlyerGTI. Good bye.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[minendo]

Not a tough exercise. I'd help you out, but I spend 40+ hours per week doing this stuff at work.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Do your own damn work. :|

- M4H

 

[SynTech1]

Originally posted by: minendo
Not a tough exercise. I'd help you out, but I spend 40+ hours per week doing this stuff at work.

Oh c'mon! I'm paying you, so it'd be kinda like work, only you're chilling at home!

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: SynTech1

Originally posted by: minendo
Not a tough exercise. I'd help you out, but I spend 40+ hours per week doing this stuff at work.

Oh c'mon! I'm paying you, so it'd be kinda like work, only you're chilling at home!

I'm sure he gets paid a lot more than ten bucks to do it, though...:beer:

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: SynTech1

Originally posted by: minendo
Not a tough exercise. I'd help you out, but I spend 40+ hours per week doing this stuff at work.

Oh c'mon! I'm paying you, so it'd be kinda like work, only you're chilling at home!

I'm sure he gets paid a lot more than ten bucks to do it, though...:beer:

Exactly. Plus at work, I am not doing someone else's homework when I have my own homework to worry about.

 

[SynTech1]

Hmm. Yeah, good point...

 

[everman]

Paying people to do your homework isn't the greatest way to learn...Unless you intend to pay someone to do your job for you too.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: everman
Paying people to do your homework isn't the greatest way to learn...Unless you intend to pay someone to do your job for you too.

upper management material all the way.

 

[SynTech1]

If this was the sole way I learned, you'd see me here a LOT more often. Looking for helpers, not preachers...

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: SynTech1
If this was the sole way I learned, you'd see me here a LOT more often. Looking for helpers, not preachers...

Use Excel's built in help. It explains the basics to everything.

 

[dquan97]

sound like a fun hw

 

[Jzero]

Hey what happened to your other user name?

 

[SynTech1]

Alright, I'll try the Help function...

Originally posted by: Jzero
Hey what happened to your other user name?

Your guess is as good as mine why it's no longer around. They refuse to return my E-mails.

The moderator that banned your account states the following:

Perma Banned for unprovoked personal attacks on another member.

Mod

If anybody cares to shed some light on why StattlichPassat might have been banned, please PM me, because the Mods are wrongfully leaving me in the dark. I'm thinking conspiracy, but in any case, it's well over 5,000 posts down the crapper.

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: everman
Paying people to do your homework isn't the greatest way to learn...Unless you intend to pay someone to do your job for you too.

upper management material all the way.

hehe true, he should change his major to Business Administration.