Ex-Staples employee?

Wduaqnug

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Not a deal. This lady must be the dumbest person on earth. How often does she get people in the store telling her they're kidnapped? She had to look for a book to find the number to the police department? Didn't know 9-1-1 was that hard to remember. Compared to other clerks, she makes Jay or Silent Bob look like a genius.

Clerk Says She Saw Missing Calif. Woman

LONGVIEW, Wash. - Police plan to begin reviewing surveillance tapes from a grocery store where a clerk came forward late last week to say she believes she saw a missing, pregnant California woman sometime in December.

The Daily News of Longview reported Thursday that the clerk told police a pregnant woman came into Market Place in this southwest Washington town and said: "This is serious. I was kidnapped. Call the authorities when I leave."

The 45-year-old clerk said she intended to call police but became distracted and forgot, according to a police report. Late last week, the clerk was watching CNN and saw a story about Laci Peterson, 27, who vanished from Modesto, Calif., on Christmas Eve.

She told police the report triggered her memory of an unusual pair of customers who passed through her checkout line. The woman appeared to be in her 20s and in a late stage of pregnancy; Peterson was due to give birth to a boy on Feb. 10. The clerk said the woman was a "classic beauty" with sleek brown hair.

The woman was accompanied by a much older man with "strong features" and a ruddy complexion, the clerk reported.

After the man stepped out of line to get something he forgot, the clerk remarked to the woman that she should be wearing a coat on such a chilly day. The woman told the clerk she didn't have time to take a coat because she was kidnapped. She also told the clerk that the man had a weapon.

The clerk told police she wasn't sure whether to take the woman seriously.

When the man returned, he asked what the two talked about while he was gone, the police report says.

"She said you kidnapped her," the clerk said.

The clerk said the statement seemed to make the man angry, and she teasingly added that her husband always kidnapped her to take her to dinner. The man relaxed and laughed.

"Yeah, I guess I kidnapped her," she recalled him saying.

After they left, the clerk unsuccessfully tried to find a phone book to call police, then became distracted and forgot about the incident. She told police she feels terrible about it now.

Police Detective Dan Jacobs told the newspaper Thursday afternoon that police had not retrieved the store's video surveillance tapes for December but planned to do so. Officers will advise Modesto police if a woman on the tape appears to be Peterson.

When contacted by The Associated Press on Thursday, a manager at the grocery store said he didn't have any information and hung up the phone.

Scott Peterson, 30, has told investigators he last saw his wife the morning of Christmas Eve.

Police have not named Peterson as a suspect in his wife's disappearance, but attention has focused on him, in part because he admits he told his wife he was having an affair shortly before she vanished.


stole this post from hawaii!
 

Dudd

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After they left, the clerk unsuccessfully tried to find a phone book to call police

Tried to find a phone book to call the police? Hell, why didn't she try the operator? Hello, how can I reach 911?
 

jadinolf

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Tried to find a phone book to call the police? Hell, why didn't she try the operator? Hello, how can I reach 911?

She couldn't find the eleven. ;)
 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: Dudd
After they left, the clerk unsuccessfully tried to find a phone book to call police

Tried to find a phone book to call the police? Hell, why didn't she try the operator? Hello, how can I reach 911?
I guess they told her to ALWAYS dial 911 . . . Her excuse? . . . "the NINE was real easy to find, but I couldn't find the ELEVEN."



9-1-1

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bubbadu

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dont be making fun of us poor staples employees..no more deals for you! :)

-Bubbadu
 

Aceshigh

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When the man returned, he asked what the two talked about while he was gone, the police report says.

"She said you kidnapped her," the clerk said.

WTF?

If this is legitimate, telling him that was a great way to endanger the kidnap victim's life.

This woman should be arrested just on grounds of her stupidity!
 

apoppin

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Originally posted by: Aceshigh
When the man returned, he asked what the two talked about while he was gone, the police report says.

"She said you kidnapped her," the clerk said.

WTF?

If this is legitimate, telling him that was a great way to endanger the kidnap victim's life.

This woman should be arrested just on grounds of her stupidity!

Police in Modesto said they have received nearly 6,000 tips in the case since December 24, with more than 90 percent of them of "absolutely no value." . . . A $500,000 reward has been posted for Laci Peterson's return.
See any correlation between reward and making up false stories. But you are right that woman IS stupid and should be arrested for making a false police report.