Everytime I go to drink from my glass of Fresca, it smells like unsmoked weed
- Thread starter Ryan
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I once had a bottle of chocolate milk that tasted like strawberry. They must have messed up on cleaning out the machines or something.
One time our house's dishwasher made all the cups smell like semen. I asked several people and they all agreed that it smelled like jizz. I rewashed them cuz who wants to smell man juice when you're drinking milk?
One time our house's dishwasher made all the cups smell like semen. I asked several people and they all agreed that it smelled like jizz. I rewashed them cuz who wants to smell man juice when you're drinking milk?
Hahaha that's awesome, I'll have to try that myself and then maybe come up with some sort of scheme to exploit that
Originally posted by: Ryan
lol - was it a bleachy smell? Also, how do you know what man juice smells like - have you gotten it that close to your nose before?
Hey, I wasn't the only one that knew exactly what it smelled like.
One of my roommates once forgot to clean up after himself once after he got done doing his business. Me, thinking it was a snot rag that he left on the computer chair decided to clean it up. I then noticed their was a large stain on the computer chair that smelled kind of odd. I put two and two together and threw the computer chair out the window.
rocadelpunk
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lmao. HA! I needed that laugh, TY. :laugh:
Well, it's true is it not! It is. Next time people, smell the tape.
mrSHEiK124
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:laugh:Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: Ryan
lol - was it a bleachy smell? Also, how do you know what man juice smells like - have you gotten it that close to your nose before?
Hey, I wasn't the only one that knew exactly what it smelled like.
One of my roommates once forgot to clean up after himself once after he got done doing his business. Me, thinking it was a snot rag that he left on the computer chair decided to clean it up. I then noticed their was a large stain on the computer chair that smelled kind of odd. I put two and two together and threw the computer chair out the window.
:gift: Merry Christmas, HombrePequeno
newParadigm
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Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: Ryan
lol - was it a bleachy smell? Also, how do you know what man juice smells like - have you gotten it that close to your nose before?
Hey, I wasn't the only one that knew exactly what it smelled like.
One of my roommates once forgot to clean up after himself once after he got done doing his business. Me, thinking it was a snot rag that he left on the computer chair decided to clean it up. I then noticed their was a large stain on the computer chair that smelled kind of odd. I put two and two together and threw the computer chair out the window.
I hope you were on the first floor....If not, someone got a trip to the hospital...
Rock Hydra
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I love the new card smell when you open up a fresh pack of trading or collectable cards. :heart:
try doing it in the laundry room while the dryer is running after you've soaked your hands in gasoline
it's a high you've never experienced
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