Everything is Bush's Fault

Valvoline6

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After reading the forum today I have finally realized that EVERYTHING is Bush's fault. No matter what the problem, no matter how big, or how small, it can all be traced back to Bush. It's kind of like the Kevin Bacon game. As a matter of fact I may come out with the new "It's George Bush's Fault Game." You get a card with a problem and then roll the dice to see how many steps it takes to trace the problem back to Bush. For example: "Your shoe has come untied". You roll a 3. Lets see, My shoes laces are lower quality, because they were made in China, Bush is soft on China! Hours of liberal family fun.

 

jjzelinski

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What is it going to take for you to realize the folly of the Rubs policies? Were the events of the last 4 years not enough? Perhaps after what I expect to be a horrendous next 4 years unfurls with no one to blame but the policies of the Republican dominated government you might realize what a mess has been made. But then again I truly hope I'm wrong and that a Republican dominated gov is the best thing that ever happened to this nation, but somehow I have my doubts.
 

assemblage

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Funny. I'm not good with these games though because supposedly I'm a bit like Jethro.

Disenfranchisement of Black Voters
Crack was invented by Republicans to destroy the black community. Reagan toughened drug laws to disenfranchise black voters. Bush's father was in Reagan's administration. Like father,like son, Bush is responsible for the disenffranchisement of black voters.

 

DT4K

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We had a server go down today. I'm pretty sure that was Bush's fault.
 

assemblage

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Originally posted by: Spencer278
1100+ americians people died in Iraq is bush responible?
Yes.
Saddam's Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1991 without provocation. Bush's father chose to use US forces to liberate Kuwait. Over 10 years later Bush decides to invade Iraq for various reasons including enforcing Saddam's 1991 surrender agreement and over a decade of UN incompetence. Like father like son, it's all Bush's fault.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: assemblage
Originally posted by: Spencer278
1100+ americians people died in Iraq is bush responible?
Yes.
Saddam's Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1991 without provocation. Bush's father chose to use US forces to liberate Kuwait. Over 10 years later Bush decides to invade Iraq for various reasons including enforcing Saddam's 1991 surrender agreement and over a decade of UN incompetence. Like father like son, it's all Bush's fault.

If he would have told the truth he wouldn't have gotten the support he needed for his ill advised and ill planned excellent adventure into Iraq.
 

Genx87

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If he would have told the truth he wouldn't have gotten the support he needed for his ill advised and ill planned excellent adventure into Iraq.

From who?

btw this would make a great board game for liberals.

Today I got cutoff. Because the driver had a Kerry\Edwards bumper sticker they were obviously pissed about the election. Thus they run people off the road. It is Bush's fault for beating Kerry in the election.

Great fun............
 

jpeyton

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Originally posted by: Genx87
If he would have told the truth he wouldn't have gotten the support he needed for his ill advised and ill planned excellent adventure into Iraq.

From who?

btw this would make a great board game for liberals.

Today I got cutoff. Because the driver had a Kerry\Edwards bumper sticker they were obviously pissed about the election. Thus they run people off the road. It is Bush's fault for beating Kerry in the election.

Great fun............

Yes, of course. It's not like the driver was just a bad driver that normally cuts people off; they OBVIOUSLY just started cutting people off because they were mad about the election...

:roll:

 

imported_Aelius

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Originally posted by: Genx87
If he would have told the truth he wouldn't have gotten the support he needed for his ill advised and ill planned excellent adventure into Iraq.

From who?

btw this would make a great board game for liberals.

Today I got cutoff. Because the driver had a Kerry\Edwards bumper sticker they were obviously pissed about the election. Thus they run people off the road. It is Bush's fault for beating Kerry in the election.

Great fun............

From who?

How about the senate.
 

DT4K

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EDIT: Oh, I get it, I better fix mine.

My co-worker is a Kerry supporter. He probably put some bad code on the server because he was still distressed about the election. Therefore, the server went down.

does that count as 2 or 3 steps?
 

Genx87

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Yes, of course. It's not like the driver was just a bad driver that normally cuts people off; they OBVIOUSLY just started cutting people off because they were mad about the election...

I would suggest taking a shot of Captain Morgan to sooth your nerves. They are obviosuly blocking your ability to have any kind of fun.

 

assemblage

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Originally posted by: DT4K
EDIT: Oh, I get it, I better fix mine.

My co-worker is a Kerry supporter. He probably put some bad code on the server because he was still distressed about the election. Therefore, the server went down.

does that count as 2 or 3 steps?
Yep, I think it does!

 

Valvoline6

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You need to roll the dice to see how many steps you get. If this game catches on just remember it was invented right here on Anandtech.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Valvoline6
You need to roll the dice to see how many steps you get. If this game catches on just remember it was invented right here on Anandtech.
By some pudgy assed swarmy right wing computer geek no doubt.