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I love how TridenT posts are almost guaranteed troll posts, except that they are 100% real because it's TridenT. Awesome
 
TridenT said:
No, really. I am so confused. This girl has thrown me and my trusted female friend for a huge loop. My friends words: "crazy bitch, move on"

Let me just get this out there guys: Super hot girl tells me that she wants to fuck my brains out. I ask her if she really means that, and I said I wanted an honest answer. She says yes.

Yaddayadda yadda. I cancel that one "date" due to deathly illness. She's fine with it. I say I am sorry over and over. I said I'll make it up to her. She's really overly OK with the situation to my seeing. I give her a proposition of movie, ice cream, then dancing(She says it sounds awesome) but She says she doesn't have the money and something else. I tell her that I am offering and I can pay for it. She says that I am sweet but it worries her. I'm thinking, "What?" My female friend says just ask her do you want to go on a date with me. I do. She says that it sounds wonderful, but she's invested in another person.

WHAT THE FUCK?!
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ok, quoted for history. wow, best post i've ever read on AT. wow. WOW
 
TridenT said:
Damn straight. Just wait until I post pics. If this shit burns man. Pics are 100% granted. This is fucking unbelievable.
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Like others said- she was *NOT* ok with you blowing her off...and by groveling and apologizing 100x it makes you seem like a pussy...
I don't think anyone would want to fuck your brains out if you're acting like that
 
slayer202 said:
ok, quoted for history. wow, best post i've ever read on AT. wow. WOW
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she probably wants to take his cherry.

You sound like a va-jay-jay. You didn't handle this girl well at all. If a girl says she wants to fuck your brains out, you fuck her, and move on, you don't try to woo her and apologize and shit. Those girls are not for dating, they are for fucking.

Move on, you fucked up and your virginity will last another day.
 
Kyle said:
Like others said- she was *NOT* ok with you blowing her off...and by groveling and apologizing 100x it makes you seem like a pussy...
I don't think anyone would want to fuck your brains out if you're acting like that
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I wasn't groveling. I apologized a few times.

She's being fucking weird.
 
TridenT said:
I wasn't groveling. I apologized a few times.

She's being fucking weird.
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No, You're being fucking weird. Who does that shit? If a girl says she wants to fuck you, you should be on top of her before she finishes the sentence, not say OH LETS GO GET COFFEE.
 
deadlyapp said:
she probably wants to take his cherry.

You sound like a va-jay-jay. You didn't handle this girl well at all. If a girl says she wants to fuck your brains out, you fuck her, and move on, you don't try to woo her and apologize and shit. Those girls are not for dating, they are for fucking.

Move on, you fucked up and your virginity will last another day.
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:awe: Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
 
TridenT said:
She says that it sounds wonderful, but she's invested in another person.
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eep.jpg


That will be the look on your face as you realize some other cat is nailing the pussy you thought was yours.
 
fuck man atot is dieing..


i came in this trident thread with over 200 posts.

trident posts NEW pictures!

and we only get ONE!!! 1!!!1!!! photoshop?????!!!!??!?!?!?!?!

fuck man. if i was home id be having a play date 😀
 
deadlyapp said:
No, You're being fucking weird. Who does that shit? If a girl says she wants to fuck you, you should be on top of her before she finishes the sentence, not say OH LETS GO GET COFFEE.
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Unless it's "hot coffee" :sneaky:. In which case, heavy on the cream, French press that shit and double shot on her face. You're too latte now.
 
GodlessAstronomer said:
LOLz
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I was going to say froot loop, but I figured the lulz would snap your neck.

BoberFett said:
You should have known she was insane when she said she wanted you. Nobody wants that.
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I did have my suspicions bro.

Correction: She said, "you're a sweetie, but this worries me" not this is weird.

Anyway, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GIRL.

If she wants a fuck buddy she should just say it. IT is an awfully long way to go for a bang though.
 
Kyle said:
Uh, I think she did say it...and how is 50 min drive a long way for a bang- especially for a virgin?
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2 hours for 2 seconds? I don't know dude. :awe:

Anyway, I'll probably try to talk to her face-to-face next time. We both go dancing at a place, so I can assume/hope she'll be there. If she isn't there then I'll confront her via internets.
 
TridenT said:
2 hours for 2 seconds? I don't know dude. :awe:

Anyway, I'll probably try to talk to her face-to-face next time. We both go dancing at a place, so I can assume/hope she'll be there. If she isn't there then I'll confront her via internets.
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oh man, this is turning out to be a

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TridenT said:
2 hours for 2 seconds? I don't know dude. :awe:

Anyway, I'll probably try to talk to her face-to-face next time. We both go dancing at a place, so I can assume/hope she'll be there. If she isn't there then I'll confront her via internets.
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In before you see her bumpin and grindin with a black dude on the floor and you make a thread about how you hate mixed signals from girls.

Dude, seriously, you should probably take a page from my friends book. A girl texted him the simple phrase "DTF?", he answered "sure", and 10 minutes later she was screamin like a stuck pig in his room and we were making fun of her for being so damned loud.

You is gonna have to come out of your personal cocoon sometime, might as well be with some ho.
 
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