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Phoenix15

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Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(
and you wasted 5 bucks in gas, too!

 

Phoenix15

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(
and you wasted 5 bucks in gas, too!



/cries
 

Trygve

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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(

I think I'll keep my distance from you today. I have an irrational fear of standing too close to anyone named "Phoenix" who douses himself in gasoline.
 

Phoenix15

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Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(

I think I'll keep my distance from you today. I have an irrational fear of standing too close to anyone named "Phoenix" who douses himself in gasoline.



Give us a hug luv, just watch the cigarette.
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(

sounds like my first time with a girl
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(

I think I'll keep my distance from you today. I have an irrational fear of standing too close to anyone named "Phoenix" who douses himself in gasoline.

:laugh:
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: Phoenix15
Stopped at a gas station this morning to fill up and got gas all over my clothes and hands. Apparently when I stuck the pump in the car it was sitting at a angle and gas shot back out. :| I had to go home and change and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. :(

sounds like my first time with a girl

:thumbsup::laugh:
 

BooGiMaN

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sounds like they really crack the whip where you work....i would have milked it for at least an hour...not 5 measely minutes
 

JoLLyRoGer

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Originally posted by: IamElectro
5 minutes... thats nothing I was 3 hours late yesterday.

Oh yeah, Oh YEAH!!!.. Well this one time....at band camp.....there were these aliens right?? So, Um they took me up in their space ship.. Yeah that's it a spaceship and then they um. Ran all kinds of tests and stuff, and then um they uh dropped me off about 3 miles from camp and I had to walk back and I was like um.... eleventy-billion hours late for the concert. My director was so p!ssed.....whew....[wipes sweat from forehead}


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