everyone ask me at least 1 interview question:

[Atomic Playboy]

If you are receiving oral stimulation from a partner, and you feel the need to release a massive fart, what do you do? Do you hold it in, and end up making yourself feel sick, which ruins any satisfaction you get from the oral stimulation and makes your partner feel like s/he's bad at it... or do you let the fart out and brace yourself for a sudden, violent amputation of one of your favorite body parts?

This is a good question to see how someone responds under pressure. Personally, I think they should ask it at Presidential debates. Fuck the economy, I want to know how these politicians would handle the oral sex fart conundrum.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
why should I hire you?

i.e. why do you want this job & what do you bring to the table

What's your biggest weakness and what have you done to work on it?

What would your friends say about you?

What would you do if you caught a employee cheating/doing something illegal/whatever bad stuff?

would you have sex in the champagne room?

I hate the "what is your biggest weakness" question. I said, "chocolate". We laughed and the interview moved on.

Very nice response, I might have to pull that out on my interviews in the future

just dont change the answer to "beer" or anything... could get awkward

 

[dds14u]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
You're sitting in the middle of a circular lake in a canoe. There's a goblin waiting for you on the shore; He'll always run to the closest point on the shore to your canoe, and he can run four times faster than you can row. How do you escape the lake without being eaten once you hit the shore?

Start at the center, push the canoe in one direction, and swim to the other side? He'll stay at the canoe, and you can do pretty much whatever you want.


That, or maybe I'd just stick the outboard motor in the water (I always keep a spare in my locker) and get to the shore much faster than the goblin can run.


Or maybe he chewed off my arms before I got onto the canoe, so my rowing speed is about 5 miles per day.


Pull out a gun and shoot him.


Circles don't have points, so the scenario is nonsense anyway.

Wouldn't there be an actual answer if the goblin could only run 3 times faster than you could row?

 

[Molondo]

Why are sewage entrances round?

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
I have 2 coins in my pocket worth 30 cents. One of the coins is not a quarter. What coins do I have?

Answer: 2 euro dimes.

 

[WildHorse]

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[meltdown75]

I have an interview Wednesday and I'm sh*tting my pants!! AHHH

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
I have an interview Wednesday and I'm sh*tting my pants!! AHHH

note to melty: wear freshly laundered boxers for interview.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: meltdown75
I have an interview Wednesday and I'm sh*tting my pants!! AHHH

note to melty: wear freshly laundered boxers for interview.

boxer BRIEFS