EVERYBODY LOVES THE Teddy Bear regarless of Age, Gender, Race or Creed

Kreon

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they really can;t...

Look at every pity picture of a poor, homeless, third world kid
They almost always have a teddy-bear or doll
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: Kreon
they really can;t...

Look at every pity picture of a poor, homeless, third world kid
They almost always have a teddy-bear or doll

Teddy bears cause poverty and malnutrition. They sneak into the pantry at night and clean it out.
 

wazzledoozle

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I :heart: my teddy bear. I passed it down to my brother a few years ago, but its still good for the occasional cuddle.
 

ppdes

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I gave one to a girl once and didn't get any afterwards. That teddy failed in his mission and has soured me on the lot of them.
 

randomint

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yes but what about when it wakes up in the middle of the night, its eyes glowing red and proceeds to saw your head off your body in a gory display of his primeval instincts?