Every Kiss Begins With Kay

[CallMeJoe]

Can anyone direct me to Eff Jewelers?

 

[techs]

Nice.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Hate that commercial. Are loving relationships really based off rocks that aren't actually that rare or valuable but are simply inflated on price based off the current going price of the blood of African "workers"?

 

[Zedtom]

Candy is dandy.

Liquor is quicker.

But diamonds make her clothes fall off.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Hate that commercial...

I've been watching some basketball today, sponsored by Kay Jewelers. The repetitive ads are really wearing on me.

 

[Fritzo]

My kids sing "Every kiss makes you not gay." It's funny to them.

 

[bfdd]

Candy is dandy.

Liquor is quicker.

But diamonds make her clothes fall off.

1 diamond or 4 shots of Jager to get her clothes off, dollar value I'm going with the Jager.

 

[Terzo]

My kids sing "Every kiss makes you not gay." It's funny to them.

So if I start macking it with some guy it's all good

 

[guyver01]

 

[guyver01]

Translation:
Diamonds.. That will shut her up.

 

[Modular]

Obligatory: Clearly you're not married.

:awe:

 

[guyver01]

Obligatory: Clearly you're not married.

:awe:

once.
once.

 

[eits]

Translation:
she's gonna have to suck your dick for this one.

ftfy