Everthing seems so futile..

[rudder]

Go rent an uplifting movie... I recommend The Road.

 

[CRXican]

yes sir, that's why I hate wasting so much time working

 

[darkxshade]

There is a drug that can cure you of this futility and hopelessness. It's called religion. Side effects includes loss of memory, logic and critical reasoning, zealousness, and a penchant to start wars. Ask your doctor if religion is right for you!

 

[ViviTheMage]

Yup, we're all gonna die..........eventually

 

[JS80]

awww your life is so fucking horrible

 

[JS80]

 

[RedRooster]

May I suggest finding God. Not the rest of religion, just God. He puts your mind at ease, gives you hope, and is a great way to stay in shape!

 

[IronWing]

i did buy a new laptop. not sure how i gonna pay for it. damn you dell for giving me a $5000 credit limit! *shakes fist*

my lappy specs
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2202536


a new car would make me feel better though

The act of buying is what is fulfilling. Needing or enjoying the article purchased matters not.

 

[zoiks]

Go and masterbate. You'll feel a lot better.

 

[Red Squirrel]

May I suggest finding God. Not the rest of religion, just God. He puts your mind at ease, gives you hope, and is a great way to stay in shape!

This.

No. Seriously. You have something missing in your life, and don't know what it is. It's a feeling of emptiness that no amount of wealth or worldly things can fill. Find a non denominational church, one that seems open and welcoming, and at least give it a chance. Talk to those people about the way you feel.

 

[IronWing]

This.

No. Seriously. You have something missing in your life, and don't know what it is. It's a feeling of emptiness that no amount of wealth or worldly things can fill. Find a non denominational church, one that seems open and welcoming, and at least give it a chance. Talk to those people about the way you feel.

Or smoke pot. It's cheaper.

 

[ElFenix]

Go and masterbate. You'll feel a lot better.

and it's cheaper than buying a bunch of crap on credit.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Pot works, for the night. Alcohol is another substitute. Temporary relief.

 

[lxskllr]

This.

No. Seriously. You have something missing in your life, and don't know what it is. It's a feeling of emptiness that no amount of wealth or worldly things can fill. Find a non denominational church, one that seems open and welcoming, and at least give it a chance. Talk to those people about the way you feel.

You can join us Discordianists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

Hail Eris!

 

[Jeff7]

Pot works, for the night. Alcohol is another substitute. Temporary relief.

But if you want a proper and eternal solution, the only way to go is to buy seeds, some good LED growlights, and efficient power supplies.:awe:



Also, the parody thread was better, but it was locked.

 

[qliveur]

May I suggest finding God. Not the rest of religion, just God. He puts your mind at ease, gives you hope, and is a great way to stay in shape!

So, basically, he should just delude himself?

 

[mundane]

..

 

[FelixDeCat]

Remember Madoka.

No.

 

[FelixDeCat]

it doesn't cost me anything to play solitaire on my laptop.

Wrong. Its costs you your time.

 

[Bignate603]

i did buy a new laptop. not sure how i gonna pay for it. damn you dell for giving me a $5000 credit limit! *shakes fist*

my lappy specs
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2202536


a new car would make me feel better though

Yes, it's Dell's fault that you bought something that you can't afford. And no, a new car would not make you feel better. It would make you curl into the fetal position and cry because you wouldn't know how you were going to pay for it.

P.S. If you do end up buying a car good luck, your "Buy Honda" mantra may be hard to stick to, they've run into a bit of trouble