Ever take a nap on the toilet at work?

[Kirby]

There are way too many on my floor for me to even get close to that cess pool.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: her209
ZOMG YES! I thought I was the only one. Is this what its like when doves cry?

Hahah nice!

 

[imported_Imp]

No, I'm barely sitting on the seat. I want to GTFO as fast as possible.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: apocalypse

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: irishScott
If I'm leaning on my legs/elbows, then yeah I'll lose feeling after a while.

In any case, I don't see how once can find a comfortable position on the toilet. You can't lean back, too much room to the sides, lean forward and you'll probably fall off eventually. 😕

what you can do is, instead of facing the door turn around and face the tank. it doesn't feel too bad and you can use the tank as an arm/head rest. its more comfortable if you are sitting on the toilet cover.

The tank gets pissed on sometimes, you know. :disgust:

So does the toilet seat, the floor in front of the toilet and hell...god knows what else.

 

[OUCaptain]

Had a roommate that passed out on the toilet once but no, never took a nap. Usually to busy pushing a big turd out of my anus.

 

[scott916]

I fell asleep taking a dump at work once when I was terribly hungover... thatabouteet.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: apocalypse

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: irishScott
If I'm leaning on my legs/elbows, then yeah I'll lose feeling after a while.

In any case, I don't see how once can find a comfortable position on the toilet. You can't lean back, too much room to the sides, lean forward and you'll probably fall off eventually. 😕

what you can do is, instead of facing the door turn around and face the tank. it doesn't feel too bad and you can use the tank as an arm/head rest. its more comfortable if you are sitting on the toilet cover.

The tank gets pissed on sometimes, you know. :disgust:

So does the toilet seat, the floor in front of the toilet and hell...god knows what else.

the floor behind the toilet is where its nasty... im not facing the other way... FVCK no. Not even in my own bathroom.

 

[DVad3r]

I nap all the time. My jobs usually have old 50's/60's style toilets, which are massive. Tall and spacey, your legs dangle when you sit on them. I put the cover down, edge myself into the corner against the wall, and sleep for 1-2 hours. It's not the best sleep but you do get those warp phases where you shut your eyes and open them and it's 50 minutes past. Makes the day go by a bit faster.

Sometimes if I know the janitor just cleaned a washroom I will bring a gym mat up and lay it down on the floor and pass out, but whenever I do that I feel pretty bad about myself.

 

[DVad3r]

And yes you do lose feeling in legs if you sit on the toilet withou the cover down. There is not a lot of space for weight distribution and it digs into your hams cutting off circulation.

 

[daveymark]

sometimes the tip of the third leg touches the rim, I hate when that happens, especially when the rim is full of 9 wires.... 6 months later...

 

[kranky]

I never did, but a co-worker came back from a lengthy bathroom break one day with a huge red circle on his forehead. He made the mistake of putting his head down on his arm where he wore a watch. Took about an hour to disappear. Years later he still gets razzed about it.

 

[imported_Imp]

I tried, especially when going in the morning. You never quite fall asleep. It's like sleeping at school. No matter how tired I am, I can put my head down for an hour, but I force myself to stay awake so no one feels me up...

 

[amdhunter]

I text a lot on the toilet at work.

 

[Barfo]

desk, yes, toilet, no.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: bobross419
I've tried, but could never get comfortable. I've rubbed one out a time or two in there though.

rubbed what out???
inquiring minds want to know.....

 

[Udgnim]

never been that tired, but I have taken a nap at work before

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Originally posted by: Udgnim
never been that tired, but I have taken a nap at work before

Damn. I only have at school.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: daveymark
sometimes the tip of the third leg touches the rim, I hate when that happens, especially when the rim is full of 9 wires.... 6 months later...

woah necromaster

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I remember back in elementary school I would go to take a crap during class (with the teacher's permission, of course). I would usually take 10 minutes and the teacher would send some idiot to come down to the bathroom and see if I was ok. I just kept thinking to myself, "can't a man crap in peace?"

Most of us were still kids back in elementary school.

 

[imported_Imp]

So no one's afraid of falling in if they nod off on the can... I role arund in bed, I'd hate to unconsciously shift into the shape that puts me through the hole.

 

[lokiju]

Never have at work.

I've been so drunk and/or sick in the past at home that I've slept on the toilet, but I was able to lay my head on the counter next to me and put a hand towel under it 😛


If I'm really tired at work I'll just eat something at my desk and use my hour lunch to take a name in my car.

 

[racolvin]

Take a nap? no Lose feelings in my legs from sitting there and reading for too long? yes, most definitely 🙂