Originally posted by: dr150
I think theoretical martial arts fighting like Tae Kwando is rather useless in the real world. If you can find a style that's very street oriented, then I think that would be the most useful.
Originally posted by: Gravity
Does the ultimate fighting challenge count?
I did see one of my high school buddies in action once. He was a blackbelt at the time. Some rival schoolies were harassing us and chased us. He was in my car with another dude. I stopped the car he got out. I was looking in my rear view as I spun the car around and I got to see him kick two guys in the head, then he slipped and fell on some ice.
So, still being in the car, I drove at the crowd (about 10 guys plus DAn getting beat down) and aimed for the middle and ran over about half of them. I missed dan (intentionally) then spun around and ran over some more. The next pass they all ran and Dan got in the car.
Funny enough, we went and got some more friends for the fray. IT was all ended by this thin wiry guy on our side. Can't recall his name but we were all circlcled up and this big guy was taunting our guy. Our guy reached his limit and punched the big guy. To our amazement, our guy hit him three more times in the face as the guy was on the way to sleeptown! It was freakin amazing! I have never seen anything so fast in all my life.
That's my story, believe it or not!
Originally posted by: Triumph
Seriously... how old are most of you people in this thread? It's so hilarious reading these replies.
This is what I'm talking about... Practical martial arts isn't a crazy spin kick to disarm someone... Its punching a guy in the throat because you want to end a fight as quickly as possible.Originally posted by: Buttzilla
back in college i was in the martial arts club for 4 years. basically a salad bowl of different styles coming together to teach each other our respective arts. we train for about 2 hours then have full contact sparring for about half an hour. i've seen some of my members get into bar fights and oh man...its pretty scary. they dont just sit back and take a stance and wait for their opponent to strike. they just in there and start hitting throats, pulling hair, twisting arms, locking joints.
what i've learned for my tenured there is that martial arts helps you react to a situation. it may look cheap, such as punching a guy in the throat if he shoves you but we learned how to be efficient. i saw our president, small asian guy w/ hapkido and muay thai background, beat the guy easily 1 1/2 his size. he took a punch to get inside and palmed the guys nose. im sure he broke it cause blood was gushing out.
another thing...tai bo is not martial arts.
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Come to think of it, I wouldn't need martial arts. I would just whip out my e-penis and slap my attacker around.
Originally posted by: Rufio
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Come to think of it, I wouldn't need martial arts. I would just whip out my e-penis and slap my attacker around.
you mean you'd stick them like a thumbtack.![]()
Originally posted by: brxndxn
My brother (a big 6'2" 270lb dude) started taking Butokokan (dunno spelling) Karate about a year ago. He's been fairly serious in it and he's definitely starting to scare me. Even when I think I catch him offguard, he seems to block it anyway.. SCARY
I run up and punch him just playing around and he just naturally blocks it now. It's scary because I am starting to feel that even if I tried to hit him, he wouldn't have a problem blocking it. I've always been able to take him down because of my OBA (older-brother advantage), but I dunno how much longer that would last. He's starting to learn how to throw his weight now.
I practice with a 6' 7" Russian who refuses to spar with anybody but me because he is afraid he will hurt them..
my friend also was a 6th degree black belt...and got into a bar fight once....usually he kicks ass but this time his oppenent was semi-pro boxer. my friend got a nice punch to his face first and the boxer didnt even blink....my friend got scared shitless. it was pretty much a stand off cuz the boxer got close to take away his kick range.
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: Triumph
Seriously... how old are most of you people in this thread? It's so hilarious reading these replies.
i'm always amazed at the unusually large amount of martial arts experts on this board.
the average ATOTer can helicopter kick 3 guys at the same time, install a new motherboard, and doesn't have the balls to ask a girl out.