ever see a naked triple murder suspect chase a cop and then try to strangle a guy?

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Exterous

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BoomerD said:
I really hope that cop gets laughed off the force. (or fired for incompetence)
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I'll give him a little credit for trying pepper spray


And not wanting a crazy man's junk rubbing up against his body
 
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zinfamous said:
2nd question: why didn't the old man go for the nuts when dude was trying to strangle him?
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I've been married long enough that when a naked person wants to engage in some playful S&M, it's probably more action than I'd get for the week.
 
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Jeeebus said:
I've been married long enough that when a naked person wants to engage in some playful S&M, it's probably more action than I'd get for the week.
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Well...hey, sailor...lookin for a good time?
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darkswordsman17

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Wow, Johnny Knoxville is really trying to outdo himself. If only it were just the setup for a Jackass skit. Damn...what in the fuck. I struggle to even comprehend the schism that must happen in someone's mind to enable such acts.
 
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saw this on another forum.

The AA Baseball team Montgomery Biscuits have cancelled their double header for today. One of their pitchers lost his wife, child and mother in law in a triple homicide. Pretty sure this is the same suspect.
 
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^^^ Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make the text image opacity set to like 0.5 and overlay it onto a god damn picture?
 
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I'm ok with the cop's actions. My only problem with him was it looked too easy for the guy to grab his rifle. I'm also confused as to why he is allowed to carry and use an assault rifle and not a taser. That makes zero sense.
 
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Jokes aside that's a very sad story. Lets all pray for the families involved.
 
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Is that a pistol in your pocket . . . Wait, you don't have any pockets!o_O
 
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balloonshark said:
I'm ok with the cop's actions. My only problem with him was it looked too easy for the guy to grab his rifle. I'm also confused as to why he is allowed to carry and use an assault rifle and not a taser. That makes zero sense.
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Now since you mentioned this, that is a good question indeed. A Taser would be a much choice during this type of situation. A high powered rifle round will go through a body at short range.
 
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America is a funny place.
A white murder suspect was allowed to strangle a guy and live.
Black men get shot during routine traffic stops.
 
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BudAshes said:
These should be standard issue for Florida cops.

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We take you now to Florida's Police Equipment Trials.

Will the Ballistic Diaper, Trident and Raggedy Ass Net trio prevail over the Fiercely Gay Jewel Encrusted Shield, Fuller Brush Man Helmet with Visor and Military Grade Letter Opener Combo?

Who can say, Bob, but one thing we know . . . you need to be tan and strapped to issue a parking ticket in America's Wang!
 
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