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Ever play the anal car game?

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my cars...

anal celica?? doesnt work..

anal impreza... doesn't work... anal sti doesn't work either but anal wrx(say it like rex... or wrecks) kinda works... doh!
 
so wait, this thread is allowed to continue and has been going for months, but the one about coming up with a movie name for bowel movements isn't allowed? that one was a hell of a lot funnier than this one.
 
This thread must be archived within the anals....annals of these forums. This is truly some excellent, high-class stuff. 😀

 
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: JRich
I've had 3 Anal Malibus 🙁

Sounds like a cocktail.....

Must...resist...urge...for...trashy...joke...

Originally posted by: pontifex
so wait, this thread is allowed to continue and has been going for months, but the one about coming up with a movie name for bowel movements isn't allowed? that one was a hell of a lot funnier than this one.

Aww, is that where that thread went? I was wondering, I LOLed many times at that one.

This one works pretty well with military hardware too.

Anal destroyer
Anal cruiser
Anal Stryker
Anal bomber
Anal Predator
 
This thread delivers, and I really didn't think it would... but I'm surprised I haven't seen this one, though not the best...

Anal Maxima

(another one that sounds like a pornstar name, heh)
 
Necro-update with new car models:

Anal Flex (<-- Ooooooh, someone works out)
Anal Soul
Anal Terrain
Anal Eagle
Anal Rapide
 
Hondas:
Anal Beat
Anal Today
Anal Rebel
Anal Shadow
Anal Valkyrie
Hyundai:
Anal Sonata
Anal Genesis
Lotus:
Anal Europa
Anal Elan
Smart:
Anal Roadster
Kawasaki:
Anal Ninja
Suzuki:
Anal Bandit
Anal Cappuccino
Triumph:
Anal Spitfire
 
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Anal Passport

if we extend to movie/tv cars

Anal Pussy Wagon
Anal Kitt
Anal Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Anal Mystery Machine
Anal Batmobile
 
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This thread is hilarious except for the few people who try to write funny anecdotes that really aren't funny at all. I'm too lazy to quote the two most worthy of quoting but there's some guy who thinks something about sheep love is hilarious when it's just stupid, even for a 7 year old kid. He probably just came up with it last week and made up the whole being 7 years old part. And the dude about jerking it into a trash can. What the hell was the point of that story? You jack off into a garbage can? I bet your parents are happy they sent you to college so you could pick up such skills.


some stupid smartass trying to look cool by turning this into a religion bashing thread :thumbsdown:
 
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