Ever notice how clothes make this kind of difference?

[Hyperblaze]

I was at the mall today and noticed this girl who was very properly dressed. (work vest and all). She looked in at least her 20s. She went to eat with a friend and took it off (the vest). She just looked so much younger without it.

 

[Goosemaster]

stalker

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

:Q

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

I thought that said 'cougared behind bars'. 😱:Q

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

Umm...dude...Cougar is at least 40 😉

I wouldn't mind a 30 year old girl checking me out! 😉

 

[amoeba]

My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

Umm...dude...Cougar is at least 40 😉

I wouldn't mind a 30 year old girl checking me out! 😉

The naming convention must be different where you grew up. 😕

30-35 - Cougar
35-40 - Cheetah
40-45 - Tiger
45-50 - Leopard
50-55 - Lionness
55-60 - "Dude, you're banging a retiree?"

- M4H

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

Umm...dude...Cougar is at least 40 😉

I wouldn't mind a 30 year old girl checking me out! 😉

The naming convention must be different where you grew up. 😕

30-35 - Cougar
35-40 - Cheetah
40-45 - Tiger
45-50 - Leopard
50-55 - Lionness
55-60 - "Dude, you're banging a retiree?"

- M4H

But does it change as you get older?

 

[nakedfrog]

I had to look up cougar in urban dictionary... I was known to go for that in earlier days.
The highest I ever went was Leopard (when I was 21, and it was definitely enjoyable)

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: amoeba
My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

A friend of mine had a lady who was at least 50+ hit on him and dance with him at the bar....

The only possible explanation I can think of that he let it happen was that he was drunk out of his mind.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amoeba
My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

A friend of mine had a lady who was at least 50+ hit on him and dance with him at the bar....

The only possible explanation I can think of that he let it happen was that he was drunk out of his mind.

Have you ever tried it?

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amoeba
My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

A friend of mine had a lady who was at least 50+ hit on him and dance with him at the bar....

The only possible explanation I can think of that he let it happen was that he was drunk out of his mind.

eh, seems ok. don't be so uptight. I mean you just made some sweet old lady's day.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amoeba
My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

A friend of mine had a lady who was at least 50+ hit on him and dance with him at the bar....

The only possible explanation I can think of that he let it happen was that he was drunk out of his mind.

Have you ever tried it?

Not quite...the closest I've ever come to was this 41 year old lady hitting on me in the bar, she was drunk, her husband was close by and I had no idea she was hitting on me.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amoeba
My guess is that its not just coincidence that these terms are named after cats.

so the moral if the story is not get Ligered? They're sterile you know?

A friend of mine had a lady who was at least 50+ hit on him and dance with him at the bar....

The only possible explanation I can think of that he let it happen was that he was drunk out of his mind.

Have you ever tried it?

Not quite...the closest I've ever come to was this 41 year old lady hitting on me in the bar, she was drunk, her husband was close by and I had no idea she was hitting on me.

Don't be so quick to judge your friend then... 😉

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

Umm...dude...Cougar is at least 40 😉

I wouldn't mind a 30 year old girl checking me out! 😉

The naming convention must be different where you grew up. 😕

30-35 - Cougar
35-40 - Cheetah
40-45 - Tiger
45-50 - Leopard
50-55 - Lionness
55-60 - "Dude, you're banging a retiree?"

- M4H

Thanks for my new sig!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can range from 15 to 30 depending on how I dress myself. Pick up jailbait at 3:00 when the high school gets out, and get Cougared at the bars later that night. :evil:

- M4H

Getting courgared isn't all what it's made out to be....

These courgars were checking me out one night at the courgar bar....I was thinking...I'll stick with my own age. thanks.

I digress. Older women rock.

Cougar is 30-35. You were probably in Tiger territory, 40-45. 😛

- M4H

Umm...dude...Cougar is at least 40 😉

I wouldn't mind a 30 year old girl checking me out! 😉

The naming convention must be different where you grew up. 😕

30-35 - Cougar
35-40 - Cheetah
40-45 - Tiger
45-50 - Leopard
50-55 - Lionness
55-60 - "Dude, you're banging a retiree?"

- M4H

Thanks for my new sig!

I'm just scared to know where he got the info from

 

[Kelvrick]

I would like you guys to expand that age group. 25-30? 20-25? 5-10??!

 

[n0cmonkey]

30-40 is nice. 😎

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I would like you guys to expand that age group. 25-30? 20-25? 5-10??!

Anyone else want to field that one?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I would like you guys to expand that age group. 25-30? 20-25? 5-10??!

Anyone else want to field that one?

i'd consider anything below 18 pedophialic

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Jero
i'd consider anything below 18 pedophialic

Thought that rather obvious; hence, the bolding. My sarcastic response quota was exceeded today however, and thus I left it for another.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Jero
I was at the mall today and noticed this girl who was very properly dressed. (work vest and all). She looked in at least her 20s. She went to eat with a friend and took it off (the vest). She just looked so much younger without it.

And no pics, eh?

BAN!