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Ever know anyone deathly afraid of cats?

Queasy

Queasy

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Some members of my wife's family (I seem to be on the family posting mood today) is deathly afraid of our two cats. There's the cousin that backed herself up into a corner to get away from them. There's an aunt who would rather not come to our house because she thinks the cats are out to get her. And then, there's the uncle, a grown man, who goes into the guest room and hides to be away from the cats.

I don't get it. These people all love dogs. Yet, when was the last time you heard of someone getting mauled by a housecat?
 
I've never been bitten by a dog, but I have been bitten by cats. And they were housecats, too. Cats are sneaky like that.. They will come up and act like they want you to pet them, and then POW! Right on your wrist or on the backside of your hand.
 
Cats suck, useless pets. If one would ever scratch me for no logical reason I would beat the crap out of it.
 

Nope, but one of our cats really has a dislike to people. When someone rings the doorbell he'll growl and get ready to run upstairs.
 
I knew this mouse once, and he was pretty much scared to death of cats.

I say I knew him once, because evidently his fears were justified.
 
Not afraid of cats in the slightest, BUT they suck so hard it's not even funny.

Yes, cats suck. They suck. Sucky cats.

Sucky sucky, cat cat.
 
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Not afraid of cats in the slightest, BUT they suck so hard it's not even funny.

Yes, cats suck. They suck. Sucky cats.

Sucky sucky, cat cat.
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Hmmm, someone seems to have issues.
 
I met someone that was deathly afraid of snakes once... I was walking around with a 6 foot Boa around my neck, when I walked past her she had a heart attack and nearly died.
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Not afraid of cats in the slightest, BUT they suck so hard it's not even funny.

Yes, cats suck. They suck. Sucky cats.

Sucky sucky, cat cat.
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Hmmm, someone seems to have issues.
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Cat induced Asthma. Lived with Ex Wifes cat for 5 years. Great cat, actually, but shite reactions with my lungs and in general, CATS SUCK COCK.

Is that too strong?! Where's Aircooled when you need him?! 😛
 
I'm not afraid of cats, I just prefer dogs to them. However, I have met a few good cats in my day.

Actually, if I met one of those hairless cats, I would probably be deathly afraid of it...those things are scary.
 
You think that's bad, I saw an episode of Maury Povich where people were afraid of things like clouds and cotton candy. I mean seriously.... cotton candy?! People like that should just be b*tch slapped or shot.


Or both.
 
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